Worst advice you ever got

[dmclone]

That's sad. Soon they'll become a burden on their kids.

You won't be surprised that their kids are mirrors of them.

 

[clones_jer]

Pack the classes the best you can 9-2. At Welch Ave by 2:30.

My second semester I thought I was being smart getting all my classes between 7-12 everyday. I learned 2 things real fast:

1) 7AM or 7:30AM all week long is ******** best saved for AFTER college.
2) All of my friends had classes til 3 or 4 anyway, so yeah I was back in my room by noon but then I just had to wait for everyone else to go do anything.

After that, I'd always try to stack classes to get days off instead.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

“Just the tip”

Just a soaking. No funny business.

 

[NWICY]

My sister for the last 20+ years has had a financial theory that includes things like:

"I'm going to spend what I have now, I'll never live long enough to retire".....she just turned 65.

When her husband had a heart attack last year, I mentioned that the one big positive was that he worked at a good company and LTD should help a lot......"Oh we never signed up for that". Like every single person in his family has had a heart attack in their 50's.

They've been living in this house for at least 15 years. They have nearly zero equity because of 2nd mortgages to pay for things like horses, camaros, golf carts (don't golf), tanning beds, etc.

The sad part is that the husband's income has been good for decades but they have zero to show for it.

Well they have horses, golf carts, camaros, and tanning beds.

 

[dmclone]

Well they have horses, golf carts, camaros, and tanning beds.

In their van down by the river

 

[clones_jer]

In their van down by the river

made me ponder the jenga game of fitting even 2 of those things into a van ...