*** Official #14 IOWA STATE vs Texas (SAMSUBA) Game(Day) Thread ***

[pourcyne]

*** OFFICIAL SAMSUBA FOREVER THREAD ***

Here's our last chance to hate on the Horns. For sake of full disclosure, SAMSUBA stands for "Shove a Monkey Stripper up Bevo's Ass" and was created by @jcyclonee.

cyclonefanatic.com

 

[Statefan10]

I have ESPN+. It is shown at upcoming event. It wouldn't be up there if I didn't have it would it? In other words am I good to go for the game?

No I don't think so unfortunately. Come game time it'll tell you that you don't have access.

 

[cayin]

No I don't think so unfortunately. Come game time it'll tell you that you don't have access.

okay, thanks.

 

[pourcyne]

Tyrese Hunter, culture guy

Who cares what happneed in the SWC in the 80s. The last 10-15 years Iowa State is a much better program and it's not even debatable. How many Big 12 tourney championships have they won? I remember years and years of them having 3,000 parents and people who got free corporate tickets attending...

cyclonefanatic.com

Sorry, Imma too slow on the uptake. Thanks to Cardinal 2001 who had to spell it out fer me.

 

[clonebb]

Hate crimes are not allowed on this board.

Huh?

 

[HFCS]

Huh?

Horns down is a hate crime. No place on this board. (Sarcasm but that seriously how Texas operates)

The BYU ad hilariously went along with it.

 

[clonebb]

Horns down is a hate crime. No place on this board. (Sarcasm but that seriously how Texas operates)

The BYU ad hilariously went along with it.

Is **** Iowa okay?

 

[DSMCy]

I have ESPN+. It is shown at upcoming event. It wouldn't be up there if I didn't have it would it? In other words am I good to go for the game?

ESPN+ isn’t enough. Need a cable subscription that had LHN.

And yes the ESPN app will show upcoming, but you still won’t get the game.

A test is to find what’s currently playing on the LHN and see if you can watch.
Looks like Kansas vs Texas woman’s bball is being replayed. Find that and I bet it will ask you to log in to watch it.

 

[Cyched]

Was listening to M&C podcast, fwiw they said sports page (Ankeny), wallaby’s, and maybe chicken coop will have the game, for those of you in central IA

 

[HFCS]

Is **** Iowa okay?

Yes, few are as soft as Texas. Not a hate crime to say f Iowa.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I missed Rulzz replying earlier, sorry!

Your thread spelled it out better than the one I did so glad you posted it.

 

[MartyFine]

 

[jcyclonee]

I, for one, am going to miss Texas in a morbid sort of way. Nobody could make Texas stuff up. SAMSUBA!

 

[jcyclonee]

I love this sign so much.

 

[jcyclonee]

Go Cyclones!

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

@ISU4Life

 

[t-noah]

Yep, I stopped Sling when they stopped having ESPNU etc.

I'll just track the score.

Varsity App, and/or CBS Gametracker?

 

[t-noah]

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Uuhai = Mongolian for "Wow" (Khar is "black", haven't found "Khulz" but maybe it means "Horns Down")


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Haha. Let's go with that!

 

[t-noah]

Are they staying in Texas after the Baylor game? Makes sense, if so.

 

[jcyclonee]

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