Worst Movies Ever

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I think I said this in another bad movie thread, but The VelociPastor. My wife was on a bad movie kick a couple years ago and we watched it. Even though you know it's going to be a bad movie and expect it going in, so you kind of laugh at it while watching, it was still just bad. Like downright bad.

I've seen that.
Being that I was laid up for the last few months I sat on the couch and watched a lot of bad movies.
Dinosaur Hotel 1 & 2 (they're making a 3rd)
Dinosaur Prison
Terrifying T-Rex (this was really terrible)

I pretty much went to Amazon & TUBI and searched on dinosaur and watched whatever came up.

Another comically bad movie is "The Doll" starring Valeria Lukyanova aka The Human Barbie

 

[VeloClone]

"Jesus Revolution"

Here's proof:

Actually watched it with my son's faith formation class. It wasn't bad.

 

[CascadeClone]

The worst two experiences I’ve ever had in a movie theater (not exactly what @Jeremy asked but how I’m going to interpret it and so here we go)…

300

The Force Awakens

And it’s not even close.

TFA has some moments ("the garbage will do!", "it's true...all of it"), has soem good action sequences, and it's not terrible.

Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker were absolutely, positively terrible. Hyperactive 5th graders could have created a more compelling, coherent, and fun story.

Edit- read your "experience" and add'l details -- yeah that would be terrible. Yeesh.

 

[CascadeClone]

1. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - went to see that movie in theaters with friends the summer after graduating from high school and left the theater feeling the same way as the South Park episode about it.

How did I forget that one. Good call.

 

[Bret44]

It might be enough to get me banned from this site, but....

Talladega Nights.

 

[cyfanatic]

I haven't read thru this entire thread yet...but the only movie I really really wanted to get up and walk out on was "White Chicks". It was the least funny movie for me ever! I love to go to the theater and laugh...even laugh at dumb stuff...but that movie was easily the worst movie I have ever paid to view!

 

[madguy30]

It might be enough to get me banned from this site, but....

Talladega Nights.

Step Brothers has grown on me for certain parts but yeah both were pretty stupid and really forced.

 

[BACyclone]

Independence Day
Twister

Those two movies made me dislike movies forever

Twister was awesome for the soundtrack alone

 

[Bret44]

Drop Dead Fred

What About Bob

 

[Darius Bieber]

Gotta be Jack and Jill, although Cats isn't too far behind.

 

[CascadeClone]

I also would say just from a taste piece,

Titanic and Pearl Harbor.

Not because everyone knew how it was going to end or because the acting was terrible.
But because they took events, that there was a mountain to make a movie out of , and instead inserted some random love story or love triangle into

Agree. Taking a serious or important historical event (like, where real people were killed) and then giving it the "Transformers Treatment" to trivialize it for 12 year old boys... hate it. Pearl Harbor was pretty close to that.

Thankfully no one has proposed a Will Ferrell 9/11 movie yet.

 

[BACyclone]

I love a good action movie, and Jason Statham usually is a decent bet, but man alive this one I could not watch more than a few minutes

 

[cyclone4L]

Step Brothers has grown on me for certain parts but yeah both were pretty stupid and really forced.

Agreed. Step Brothers was trash.

 

[CascadeClone]

On the scifi theme... Star Trek Into Darkness.

Started great, had a great actor playing a great villian. And then just gave it the Transformers Treatment, in the process trying to call back TWOK but instead making a mockery of it. I mean, it made me angry they were so stupid with it.

I've ranted about this in the Trek thread, so I won't go on. For further ranting, just search there.

 

[cmjh10]

Killer Clowns from outer space

 

[TXCyclones]

People under the stairs
Showgirls
Tank Girl
Attack of the killer tomatoes

There's a couple of ISU alumni in Showgirls.

Personally, I think Joe Versus the Volcano is the worst movie ever.

 

[ISUTex]

The new Ghostbusters remake was terrible.

The one with the SNL ladies? Yeah, that one sucked. Didn't mind the one with Paul Rudd.

 

[NetflixAndClone]

 

[ZRF]

Freddy Got Fingered @ChrisMWilliams

I got suckered into this one. Went to see it in the theatre and walked out after 15 minutes. This is probably the absolute worst movie, or part of one, I've ever seen. Ashamed to admit myself and my buddy contributed to the meager box office earnings.

This movie should be deleted from history.

 

[CYdTracked]

One horrible movie I will never be able to get my time back for watching: Dude Where's My Car? Absolutely the dumbest movie ever made IMO.