Your most embarrassing experience
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Here’s one my dad tells about me when I was three or so. My dad traveled a lot for work and we’d go pick him up from the airport quite frequently. This is back in the day where you could go wait at the gate to see them get off the plane. Dad gets off the plane and we all say our hellos. This apparently made me super excited as I ran around a corner with a big smile. Now as my dad tells it… it wasn’t more than a few seconds of me being out of their (mom and dad) sights that I come running back screaming bloody murder that there’s a scary old man repeatedly as loud as I could. Much to my parent’s embarrassment said scary old man was walking right behind me. My parents apologized profusely and we left the airport. My dad still loves telling that story.
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You stand up there holding a roll of TP in a Tuxedo sometime..that's embarrassing.
When my son was 2 or 3 we went to visit my grandmother at the assisted living facility. Of course, grandma wants to show off her great grandson to all of her friends. We are sitting in this common area where all the ladies play cards and so on, and my boy is sitting on her lap. All the old ladies are carrying on about how cute he is etc. Grandma says ‘can you say hi to everyone?’ Plain as day my boy yells ‘What the ****?’
He wasn’t allowed to watch ISU basketball with me for a while.
He wasn’t allowed to watch ISU basketball with me for a while.
Ya that's awful. The reminds me of Scotty doesn't know on Euro trip.
True confession: Just watched a new K-Pop video and I have to admit that I get the appeal. 
Ok, I remembered one from my past that was totally not my doing, but alas...
I was in college, but back for summer break. Guess I was probably 19 or 20. My youngest brother was playing baseball and I was taking video of his at bats. He would have been about 9 or so, so 40 year old me now knows that this is a waste of time.
My sister and her friend are also at the game. They would be about 14 or so. All of a sudden, out of the blue, my sister's friend stands up, points to me, and yells, "STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU PEDOPHILE!"
Yeah, lots of looks at the guy with a video camera at a kids sporting event.
My sister was horrified, and years later, her friend eventually apologized after she realized the potential implications of what she had yelled.
I was in college, but back for summer break. Guess I was probably 19 or 20. My youngest brother was playing baseball and I was taking video of his at bats. He would have been about 9 or so, so 40 year old me now knows that this is a waste of time.
My sister and her friend are also at the game. They would be about 14 or so. All of a sudden, out of the blue, my sister's friend stands up, points to me, and yells, "STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU PEDOPHILE!"
Yeah, lots of looks at the guy with a video camera at a kids sporting event.
My sister was horrified, and years later, her friend eventually apologized after she realized the potential implications of what she had yelled.
I **** myself at a bachelor party. We had hot wings for dinner - tried to let out a quiet fart at Wellmans but that just squirted **** into my drawers. Went into the Wellmans bathroom, waited for the stall to open up where I ditched the underpants behind the toilet. Still smelling of **** as it seaped through my boxers to my jeans, I made about 4 trips to the bathroom at the Lumberyard to soap my pants in hopes to help the smell.
I admitted nothing.
I admitted nothing.
Sounds like everyone else already took care of that.
Dont feel bad homey, I did that at King of Diamonds in Minnesota, **** happens!
Getting caught with a random boner in middle school or something poop related is going to be 80% of the stories from dudes.
At that age every boy learns "the tuck". Unfortunately for one of my brother's friends he raised his hands.
While still in the hospital today, they prepped for an angiogram. They did the primary wrist site but also have to do the groin.
The lady shaved both sides and left a Mohawk down the middle. I get down there and the dr says, hmm, that’s the most stylish groin I’ve ever seen. I had to ask questions because I hadn’t seen what she had done.
The lady shaved both sides and left a Mohawk down the middle. I get down there and the dr says, hmm, that’s the most stylish groin I’ve ever seen. I had to ask questions because I hadn’t seen what she had done.
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I used to work in an office that shared the floor and bathrooms with an AmTrak training facility. Over the span of ~6 years, there were probably 7-8 instances where I went into the mens room and there was a guy using this process. I don't think it was ever the same guy (maybe 1 or 2, but certainly at least 3-5 different guys), and it was randomly spaced out. I'd never seen it before, nor have I seen it since, but it was very weird.
