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Re Boxster's grand nephews, I can attest that little boys are terrible at aiming. A few sessions of cleaning stale urine out from behind the toilet with comet and toothbrushes improved their aim in a hurry. They were probably 3 & 4 at that time.
 
cowgirl836 said:
I shall blame DH. There was a nasty af port a potty as the only option at our arboretum walk last weekend so DH taught him how to stand. I believe this is the beginning of our problems.

Also, I went back to that port a potty later on and a very burly motorcycle guy with a Dubuque jacket walked out ahead of me and had been in there a long time so I knew exactly what he was doing (saw them park there earlier while walking) and I debated going in then did and had much regret. The potty was already near full and I kid you not there was brown liquid seeping all over the floor and the back of the potty was full covered which DH says was not the case when he set up our child for a lifetime of delinquency. I held it til we stopped for ice cream. But anyway, it's DH's fault and I've moved from rum to tequila on Thursdays.
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Pretty sure your boy is now destined to become a rock and roll deviant à la Ted Nugent. Hopefully not also a RWNJ. :oops:

Cause the magic's in my hands
When in doubt I whip it out
I got me a rock and roll band
It's a free-for-all
 
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cowgirl836 said:
I shall blame DH. There was a nasty af port a potty as the only option at our arboretum walk last weekend so DH taught him how to stand. I believe this is the beginning of our problems.

Also, I went back to that port a potty later on and a very burly motorcycle guy with a Dubuque jacket walked out ahead of me and had been in there a long time so I knew exactly what he was doing (saw them park there earlier while walking) and I debated going in then did and had much regret. The potty was already near full and I kid you not there was brown liquid seeping all over the floor and the back of the potty was full covered which DH says was not the case when he set up our child for a lifetime of delinquency. I held it til we stopped for ice cream. But anyway, it's DH's fault and I've moved from rum to tequila on Thursdays.
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Sheeeee's baaaa-aaaaack!
 
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cowgirl836 said:
It was his best little friend who is a girl! And we really like her parents but I bet they'll stop being our friends now that we have a terrible child
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That's the disadvantage of shared restrooms, the little girl couldn't retaliate, if it was a little boy he might have waited and then peed back on him when he wasn't expecting it. ;)
 
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NWICY said:
Meh it's the kind of story you and the mom can laugh about over a couple of glasses of wine (or tequila shooters)
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she is super nice and I debated texting tonight apologizing but in the case they don't know............I didn't want to inform :oops:
 
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NWICY said:
That's the disadvantage of shared restrooms, the little girl couldn't retaliate, if it was a little boy he might have waited and then peed back on him when he wasn't expecting it. ;)
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she's also probably 4 in taller than him so he better watch it cause she could kick his toddler ass
 
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cowgirl836 said:
further consult with DH reveals that LM or LP for little pizzler??? told both of us that his actions made friend sad, made teachers sad, but made him "happy" so pretty sure we have a criminal in the making
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I think the next yr could be long for you.
 
I am kinda disillusioned. Took me a while to get over @wxman1 telling us his adorable and cute as a button little girl pooped in his front year and now we have a CF child on a peeing rampage. :eek:
 
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cowgirl836 said:
she's also probably 4 in taller than him so he better watch it cause she could kick his toddler ass
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Well if she wears a dress to preschool one day it could be bad for him, push him down and pee on him It will be like Trump in Russia LOL :p.

By the way I know shouldn't have posted that last sentence, but please forgive me.
 
cowgirl836 said:
My child peed on another child at daycare today. On purpose. Then purposely peed on the bathroom floor tonight while DH turned his back. Tell me it gets better and my toddler won't end up on a list.
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Our youngest was an absolute little sh*t until about 2 months before kindergarten. She's a terrific kid now and has been since then... mostly.
 
cowgirl836 said:
I shall blame DH. There was a nasty af port a potty as the only option at our arboretum walk last weekend so DH taught him how to stand. I believe this is the beginning of our problems.

Also, I went back to that port a potty later on and a very burly motorcycle guy with a Dubuque jacket walked out ahead of me and had been in there a long time so I knew exactly what he was doing (saw them park there earlier while walking) and I debated going in then did and had much regret. The potty was already near full and I kid you not there was brown liquid seeping all over the floor and the back of the potty was full covered which DH says was not the case when he set up our child for a lifetime of delinquency. I held it til we stopped for ice cream. But anyway, it's DH's fault and I've moved from rum to tequila on Thursdays.
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You've certainly got the marriage and motherhood thing figured out.

As husbands, we've figured out that it's always our fault and we're always wrong. However, sometimes we are less wrong than other times.

Also, what kind of tequila?
 
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NWICY said:
Well if she wears a dress to preschool one day it could be bad for him, push him down and pee on him It will be like Trump in Russia LOL :p.

By the way I know shouldn't have posted that last sentence, but please forgive me.
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she only wears dresses :oops:
 
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jcyclonee said:
You've certainly got the marriage and motherhood thing figured out.

As husbands, we've figured out that it's always our fault and we're always wrong. However, sometimes we are less wrong than other times.

Also, what kind of tequila?
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tall kind squareish bottle, el something like jimador?
 
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