Friday OT #1 - Just STFU

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My father has some health stuff that could be helped with some lifestyle adjustments and uses 'it is what it is' and it drives me up the wall...it doesn't have to be that way.


Liking the office video, sorry about your dad. I know people the same way its like if you just made these 3 small adjustments you'd see immediate results.
 
Liking the office video, sorry about your dad. I know people the same way its like if you just made these 3 small adjustments you'd see immediate results.

Yeah thanks...silver lining in this Covid thing is it's allowed for some internalization to actually make some adjustments so that's been good.
 
for whatever reason, 'LOL' makes me inwardly groan. Even though it is less pervasive now, people throwing the 'No Worries' at me also makes cringe.
 
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Repeat-the-joke guy.

If nobody laughed the first time, it wasn't funny.
Saying it louder doesn't make it funnier.
Laughing at your own unfunny joke or comment doesn't make it funnier.

And saying "that's funny, I don't care who you are" makes me want to end you....slowly and painfully.

This made me think of Shooter McGavin telling the same 'Sand Trap' joke over and over on Happy Gilmore. So funny.
 
My boss is the only person I know that does this, but when he forwards an email to me, he always puts "As info." I guess it's a replacement for "FYI"?

I also hate when you are finishing up a meeting and there is ALWAYS a person who does this:

Me: "Alright, sounds like we've covered everything. Bill, anything to add?"

Bill: "Nooo...." Then Bill proceeds to drone on for 15 minutes. EVERY TIME
 
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Repeat-the-joke guy.

If nobody laughed the first time, it wasn't funny.
Saying it louder doesn't make it funnier.
Laughing at your own unfunny joke or comment doesn't make it funnier.

And saying "that's funny, I don't care who you are" makes me want to end you....slowly and painfully.

I also don't like people who complete others' jokes. Sometimes it's funnier if you lead people to the punchline and don't explicitly say it. So if I didn't say it, YOU DON'T NEED TO. That is the implication.
 
When people just reply with ‘ack’. I always imagine them throwing up.
 
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I also don't like people who complete others' jokes. Sometimes it's funnier if you lead people to the punchline and don't explicitly say it. So if I didn't say it, YOU DON'T NEED TO. That is the implication.

There was a trend a while back where there would be a decent joke, but then at the end, there would be some throw-away line like "The nun fainted" to drive home how funny it was. It instantly made me hate the joke.
 
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There was a trend a while back where there would be a decent joke, but then at the end, there would be some throw-away line like "The nun fainted" to drive home how funny it was. It instantly made me hate the joke.

I hate lazy and/or overly-obvious humor. It's just painful and unfunny.
 
My boss is the only person I know that does this, but when he forwards an email to me, he always puts "As info." I guess it's a replacement for "FYI"?

I also hate when you are finishing up a meeting and there is ALWAYS a person who does this:

Me: "Alright, sounds like we've covered everything. Bill, anything to add?"

Bill: "Nooo...." Then Bill proceeds to drone on for 15 minutes. EVERY TIME

This is likely for a different thread but mine is the person who at the end of the meeting asks some rhetorical question or asks about a problem that's really super easy to solve.

We got new phones last year at work and someone actually asked 'what do we do to get the phone to work?'. Um, PLUG IT IN.
 
There are certain individuals that say "have you got a minute" and I know that I'm about to lose significantly more time than that.

My gf will call me, and say, "Do you have a few minutes?" I know its going to be at least 10 minutes. Then she gets pissy when I cut her off and tell her I need to get back to work.

Because of covid I hope there comes a day when the phrase "social distancing" is a thing of the past.

Hate that phrase. I am liking the physical practice of social distancing though. Hope that sticks around. Nice not having the Karen or Chad behind you at the grocery store shoving their cart up my ass.
 
This is likely for a different thread but mine is the person who at the end of the meeting asks some rhetorical question or asks about a problem that's really super easy to solve.

We got new phones last year at work and someone actually asked 'what do we do to get the phone to work?'. Um, PLUG IT IN.

Or the person who wasn't paying attention to the meeting, and proceeds to bring up issues at the end of the meeting that were addressed an hour ago.
 
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I worked for a company that called excel sheets /spreadsheets “grids”. Nails on a chalkboard for me for some reason.
 
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I worked for a company that called excel sheets /spreadsheets “grids”. Nails on a chalkboard for me for some reason.

This reminds me that my wife refers to engineering paper as graph paper, and it doesn't really bother me, but I do find it funny!
 
My boss is the only person I know that does this, but when he forwards an email to me, he always puts "As info." I guess it's a replacement for "FYI"?

I also hate when you are finishing up a meeting and there is ALWAYS a person who does this:

Me: "Alright, sounds like we've covered everything. Bill, anything to add?"

Bill: "Nooo...." Then Bill proceeds to drone on for 15 minutes. EVERY TIME

Just last night I was on a training session with a client in Australia. They must have said "final question" at least 10 times. Internally I was soooo annoyed because it was almost 9pm, and the things they were asking were not of any actual importance.
 
Coming from a customer service job ...

When people have a minor (yet real) grievance, but decide to exaggerate or lie to prove a point.
Examples:
- "I've been on hold for 45 minutes!" (we have a system that shows us exactly how long you've been on hold. It's 12 minutes. I know that's a lot, so why make something up?)
- "I've called you several times and you never call me back!" (You left me one voicemail late yesterday. Again, it's all computer-based systems with several layers of accountability. My boss can see exactly how many voicemails I have. No reason to exaggerate.)
 
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When someone IM's with "Hi" and expects a response, then says "how are you?" and expects a response. Just get to the point!

Another one common when IT sends an IM to resolve an issue, when they say "Hi" and I respond immediately and they go silent for 5+ minutes. You IMed me, be ready to reply!

That one is a huge pet peeve of mine.

I'll get a IM all the time from the same certain people at work and all it says is "Hi!". And they will not tell me what they need or want until I respond to them.

If any of you out there do this..... please stop! If anything just do it like this..... "Hi, can you forward me that email...... etc".


There's a grassroots movement of people at my company putting that link as their status to get this point across.

Drives me up the wall too.
 
I had to respond to an email just now that I'd received on Monday, and the opening line was "Happy Monday!" I don't know why, but it makes me stabby - probably because the author of said email will totally send me an email today saying "TGIF!" fifteen times. He also says "things that make you go 'hmm'" in a totally earnest way that doesn't at all reference the crappy C+C Music Factory song. And it's all just so bland and unoriginal that it makes me roll my eyes.

What are certain phrases or things that people text/Snap/email/whatever to you that make you groan?

It's science
 

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