*CF Olympics Sign-Up Thread*

In. I will be participating under the island country of Niue.

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(Yes, I browsed on Google maps for a small, independent island nation I've never heard of.)
Per Wikipedia:

The island is commonly referred to as "The Rock"
 
In. I will be participating under the island country of Niue.

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(Yes, I browsed on Google maps for a small, independent island nation I've never heard of.)

Dang it! I was going to do a Pacific island nation too, but you beat me to the punch.

I'll be representing the proud Kingdom of Tonga!
 
That is a valid point, maybe I should rethink that.

...wait a sec, I thought the US was buying Greenland? :D
I've got it. Being lifted above the plane of humanity for a brief moment, gifted by a vision from God, I have chosen to be the human representative of the Lord in this competition. Compelled by the power of Christ Almighty, I will compete on behalf of the Vatican. The Holy See shall gaze upon my victory.

Miserando atque eligendo
 
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I've been advised that a cooking competition would be useful for this. Entries must be delivered to the Iowa State Fairgrounds on August 8th.

Also a disc golf tournament would be useful.
 
In representing the fine people from down unda, I believe I am the clear favorite in all women’s events.

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