Grammatical Question

[Acylum]

How the **** do you pronounce penes

I'm guessing PEEN-ees but don't really want to know.

 

[ISUTex]

Other. Everybody knows the proper term is "Tallywakers"

 

[Rabbuk]

I'm guessing PEEN-ees but don't really want to know.

Pe-nays?

 

[MeanDean]

So who is placing the personal add that needs to know the plural of penis? Asking for the proverbial 'friend.'

 

[Doc]

How the **** do you pronounce penes

PEN-is

 

[BCClone]

PEN-es

You need to give your mom a talk about STDs if you are talking about this subject.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

The ad I’m seeing is from Vonage, thank goodness, because it says “sometimes your people just can’t make it in.”

 

[aeroclone]

The thread title seemed so innocent...

 

[AgronAlum]

How the **** do you pronounce penes

Fun fact. The Merriam Webster website will pronounce words for you. Even penes.

Not how I thought it was pronounced.

 

[Rabbuk]

Fun fact. The Merriam Webster website will pronounce words for you. Even penes.

Not how I thought it was pronounced.

good tip haha

 

[AgronAlum]

good tip haha

If anyone’s wondering, it’s pee knees.

My wife says peens, so that’s what I’ve rolled with as of late. Also how I thought that was pronounced.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

My guess was 'peens'. It's like the plant... Mind blown.

 

[Doc]

If anyone’s wondering, it’s pee knees.

My wife says peens, so that’s what I’ve rolled with as of late. Also how I thought that was pronounced.

Wow, your wife is a monster

 

[Cyched]

good tip haha

iswydt

 

[moores2]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/penis

It looks like according to merriam-webster the plural of penis is penises or penes.

I am just hoping Saltyman didn't use a work computer to look that up.

 

[Farnsworth]

PEN15s

Can you use it in a sentence?

The 2 penes created quite the DP situation.

 

[CtownCyclone]

Threads like these is why I make sure I'm off the work VPN when browsing this site...

 

[cycloner29]

So instead of calling them trolls on ISR, should I be calling them a bunch of Penises or Penes? Since calling them a bunch of Richards is not politically correct.

 

[SCyclone]

I see the apple didn't fall far from the tree

something something baby's arm with an apple in it something

 

[SCyclone]

.....and all the grammar Nazis show up to the thread, only to exit quickly in horror.