Grammatical Question

[Doc]

What is the correct plural of penis? In a big argument with my mom right now via email.

 

[Cyched]

I see the apple didn't fall far from the tree

 

[simply1]

This explains everything!

 

[Peter]

It’s penises. Your mom sounds cool.

 

[Cydkar]

cocks

 

[CloneLawman]

What is the correct plural of penis? In a big argument with my mom right now via email.

****s

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

Well in football we used to scream PETER! when a punt was going awry and we didn't want to commit an unforced turnover. Kid asked why they say Peter? Coach responded if you saw a peter lying on the ground would you go pick it up?

Peters is the plural.

 

[bsaltyman]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/penis

It looks like according to merriam-webster the plural of penis is penises or penes.

 

[Doc]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/penis

It looks like according to merriam-webster the plural of penis is penises or penes.

Penes

learn something new everyday

 

[Cyclonefan2022]

According to dictionary.com its penes https://www.dictionary.com/browse/penis?s=t

 

[Doc]

I see the apple didn't fall far from the tree

I’m trying to write a book and this one was confounding me

 

[Doc]

options added

 

[SpokaneCY]

What is the correct plural of penis? In a big argument with my mom right now via email.

About a quantity of peniseseses? Close relationship!

 

[CyArob]

I’m trying to write a book and this one was confounding me

Is this like a 50 shades knock off?

 

[Doc]

Is this like a 50 shades knock off?

Sort of. It’s like 50 Shades meets Animal Farm and is set in rural Iowa in the 80s.

 

[baller21]

Sort of. It’s like 50 Shades meets Animal Farm and is set in rural Iowa in the 80s.

Do the abused animals get revenge on the farmer with their penes?

 

[kkise]

What is the correct plural of penis? In a big argument with my mom right now via email.

Please be kidding. Haha.

 

[nfrine]

What is the correct plural of penis? In a big argument with my mom right now via email.

Doc, don't email your mom. Just go up the basement steps and talk to her.

 

[Doc]

Doc, don't email your mom. Just go up the basement steps and talk to her.

theoretically, it’s less entropy to email her.

 

[Rabbuk]

How the **** do you pronounce penes