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Angie

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Good morning! What are the worst love songs of all time? I've got several...

"More Than Words" by Extreme - Nothing says romance like singing, "Right, saying you love me is nowhere near enough, put out."

"Angel" by Shaggy - It's catchy, but "shorty, you're my angel" makes me laugh every single time.

"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion - it's just so awful.

"Picture" by Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock - I can't stand either of them separately, but this duet is just SO trashy.
 
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Lips of an Angel...danced to it with my girlfriend at the time at a homecoming dance and had our first kiss. She then ghosted me for the rest of the night and broke up a couple of days later because she wasn't ready for all that.

Thinking back about the lyrics and it is kind of funny because I had met my next gf and now wife a week or so before.
 
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I think 99.9% of all love songs are the worst love song of all time.

My vote for the best out of the few goods would probably be McCartney with "Maybe I'm Amazed".
 
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Not exactly sure.
8 or 9th grade the ladies would want to get a little close to Purple Rain. It is basically an apology for hitting and getting a female friend
 
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REM's "the One I Love" is the opposite of love song.
"Another Prop, to occupy my time"


They also did a cover of a song by the Clique called Superman which was also a bit stalkerish.
"you don't really love that guy"
"if you go a million miles away, I'll track you down"

 
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If it's considered a love song, it's terrible.

The song is about a dude loving a prostitute.
 
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This is one that always gets me with the lyrics



A few great lyrics

You can't say I don't love you
Just because I cheat on you
'Cause you can't see all I do
To keep you from knowing the things I do
Like erase my phone
And keep it out of town
I keep it strapped up when I sleep around
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You know that I love you
There's no one above you
I said it the last time
But this is the last time
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I suppose you was told by them hoes I was cheatin'
Thinkin' my heart don't got nothing to do with my p****
He got a mind of his own and he just be seeing s***
And I don't want to cheat but I don't be saying s***
I try to jack off he ask me who is you playin' wit?
But I know he love you he told me you was his favorite
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JM4CY said:
I smoked a fair amount of cannabis one night in Maple and watched this music video on repeat and thought I understood world hunger because of it. Thanks for that little memory. Hadn’t thought about that in awhile.
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