Friday OT - Crappy Valentine's Day

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  1. Angie

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    Good morning! What are the worst love songs of all time? I've got several...

    "More Than Words" by Extreme - Nothing says romance like singing, "Right, saying you love me is nowhere near enough, put out."

    "Angel" by Shaggy - It's catchy, but "shorty, you're my angel" makes me laugh every single time.

    "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion - it's just so awful.

    "Picture" by Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock - I can't stand either of them separately, but this duet is just SO trashy.
     
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    "Beth" by Kiss - thousands of kids put this 'love ballad' on their make-out mix tapes without realizing it is about a wife that keeps calling her husband while the band was practicing
     
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    Lips of an Angel...danced to it with my girlfriend at the time at a homecoming dance and had our first kiss. She then ghosted me for the rest of the night and broke up a couple of days later because she wasn't ready for all that.

    Thinking back about the lyrics and it is kind of funny because I had met my next gf and now wife a week or so before.
     
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  4. Buster28

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    Not "worst," but just ones that are always mistaken for love songs: "Every Breath You Take" and "I Will Always Love You." Both definitely NOT love songs. :confused:
     
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  5. Gonzo

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    I think 99.9% of all love songs are the worst love song of all time.

    My vote for the best out of the few goods would probably be McCartney with "Maybe I'm Amazed".
     
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  6. Angie

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    I love the Police, but "Every Breath You Take" is the stalker's anthem!
     
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    8 or 9th grade the ladies would want to get a little close to Purple Rain. It is basically an apology for hitting and getting a female friend
     
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    REM's "the One I Love" is the opposite of love song.
    "Another Prop, to occupy my time"


    They also did a cover of a song by the Clique called Superman which was also a bit stalkerish.
    "you don't really love that guy"
    "if you go a million miles away, I'll track you down"

     
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    This one always seems very romantic


     
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  10. BuffettClone

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    SFW?
     
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    My work yes. If you are a teller at a bank, most likely not.

    Its about chickens, so are you allowed chicken talk at work?
     
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    Chickens are fine I would think. Sounds safe to play. Thanks!
     
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    If it's considered a love song, it's terrible.

    The song is about a dude loving a prostitute.
     
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    If you enjoy jail time

     
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    I smoked a fair amount of cannabis one night in Maple and watched this music video on repeat and thought I understood world hunger because of it. Thanks for that little memory. Hadn’t thought about that in awhile.
     
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    This is one that always gets me with the lyrics



    A few great lyrics

     
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    You're welcome
     
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    I absolutely love this song, but it does not have a happy ending.

     
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