On That Note - I've Got A Bad Disease

If you want to hear one that's on the serious side, take a listen to this.
 
Look, I'll be honest man, this team won't work.
The girls won't be on you, Fred your face is all burnt!";
I patted him on the shoulder said, ";Thanks for stopping by.";
Then I opened up the door and said, ";Take care guy!";
He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
I laughed at first, then thought, ";Hold up, that hurt!";

 
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Heart Attack



I was at a show with the Old 97's opening for Lucinda Williams/Ryan Adams. The lead singer was late arriving from the airport, so the rest of the band started without him. he literally ran onto the stage half way through the set and no one missed a beat.
 
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She saw the barkeep, said “Oh god, he can’t be dead.”

Stag said, “Just count the holes in the mother******’s head.

 
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