On That Note - Welcome to the Occupation

How about "I ain't no senator's son" in:



Being an angel is harder for some of us than others:



A job as a bugle boy had it's advantages...and drawbacks times:

 
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Sometimes when I was starting out and things weren't moving as fast as I thought they should, I just wanted to be a "King of the Road":



...and the straw boss said "Well bless my soul":

 
From the album that turned me on to indie music.

He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot - Grandaddy

 
Barkeep

Stagger Lee - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

NSFW, and really not safe for life in general. Stag with tgood logic though.

She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!" Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the ************'s head"

 
I missed this one last week...so I'll add a few now:
And the operator says
"Forty cents more, for the next three minutes"

I charmed a king, a congressman
And an occasional aristocrat

And said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"

Hey farmer farmer
Put away the DDT

You didn't say anything about slang words for occupations, so...
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had a bear in the air!
 
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"If the call comes from Louisiana, please let it ride"




"Operator, won't you put me on through"

 
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I missed this one last week...so I'll add a few now:
And the operator says
"Forty cents more, for the next three minutes"
[
Hey farmer farmer
Put away the DDT

]

You got me on a Dr. Hook mode.
Let's start with another way of naming the world's oldest profession. She said she was a puta.



I've met more than my fair share of people that consider this their primary occupation and are looking for a promotion... Queen of the Silver Dollar.



And far too many of my fellow vets have fallen into this occupation. I will let you decide the name

 
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