Well, thanks. 1 minute in Microsoft Paint
GTO, that is exactly how I picture Surly.@CloneLawman asks: What do you suppose was Surly 's reaction to the Camping World Bowl selecting ISU (and not the forces of EMAW)?
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GTO:
@BCClone asks: What has been lost in Garza’s eyebrows?
Pants: His virginity.
GTO: Jimmy Hoffa’s body.
Fitzy: The Ark of the Covenant.
It's become easier to get on GTOs signature line. I had to break dance, including a 1080 head spin. Do you know how hard that is for somebody like me?@CoachHines3 trying to get in the mailbag’s good graces: what does coach hines need to do to get in @GTO signature line?
Fitzy: I’ve heard it’s a complicated process that involves learning to dance the Foxtrot and acquiring a pet monkey.
Pants: He needs to become Miss Swan.
GTO: I see you. Just make sure you don’t slip and you may end up there at some point.
1. ND will send more people to Orlando but most of them will be busy"working" on the golf courses during the game. This opinion is based upon the one person I know that went to ND. He seemed to always be too busy to do stuff with his kids and girlfriend (She was a friend of ours. Also, he was divorced) because he had important meetings with "business" clients on the golf course constantly.@NWICY asks: Who will send more fans to the Camping bowl, us or the Domers? I was going to use the term fish eaters but you know I'm sensitive and woke about those type of things.
How long into the game before we either get a Iowa Sucks or F*ck Iowa chant at the mbb game Thurs nite. GTO please insert why not both GIF.
Pants: Definitely Iowa State. Notre Dame's fans are not going to be up for this game at all.
Also, I’m going to just start the “**** Iowa” thing right now, so 6:47pm EST on Tuesday, 12/10/19.
GTO: Iowa State for sure will send more people to the Camping World Bowl. I predict 65% Clone fans, 34.90% ND fans, and .10% Hok fans wearing their stupid school colors. Anti-Iowa chants will start right at their player intros. It will be **** Iowa for sure.
Fitzy: I’m pretty confident Iowa State fans will represent better at this game simply because Notre Dame fans are disappointed in the bowl and disappointed in their opponent. They’ll stay home for the holidays and watch Rudy on repeat instead.
The chant will be “**** the Hawkeyes” and it will happen well before tip time.
Pants: **** the Hawkeyes, clap, clap, clap-clap-clap just flows so well!
I couldn't agree with this more.Pants: Probably a 6? I thought it would be Cheez it or Liberty, so pleasantly surprised. That said, I have no idea anymore on what bowls are actually good bowls and what ones aren’t because they ALL have stupid names now.
Thank you. This is the comment that was stuck in my brain but wouldn't come out.@jcyclonee asks: This is a mailbag question.
What do you think of N-Dubs apophasis?
Fitzy: Live and let live.
Pants: I would never want to judge it, especially if it were something really awful.
GTO: Never seen it, but have heard stories...
You are all wrong. Burl Ives' Holly Jolly Christmas is the best Christmas song.@cmjh10 with a seasonal question: Best Christmas song?
GTO: Instrumental - Deck The Halls, Classic - White Christmas or The Christmas Song, Modern - I love many of the remixed classics or odd hip-hop versions. Couple of them listed below.
Fitzy: White Christmas, Bing Crosby. I’m a sucker for the classics.
Pants: Fitzy has got it. White Christmas by Bing Crosby. Also Mele Kalikimaka and Blue Christmas.
GTO: some remixed Christmas songs to get you guys in the spirit of the season:
Fitzy - penalty box for throwing in hockey (although your movie choice is one of my favorite sports movies)
Pants - Toe Pick! But they were never on a tennis court...
GTO: Your track choice was better than the efforts of Fitzy and Pants, but...
Come ON, guys! It won FOUR Oscars, including Best Picture!
I'd totally read that mailbag.This is the thanks I get for posting half nudes in the Help Im fat thread.
BodeClone and I are gonna start our own mailbag anyways.
These were easy.
Football -- The Waterboy
Basketball -- White Men Can't Jump
Baseball -- Major League
Wrestling -- Man on the Moon
Track -- Without Limits
Tennis -- Battle of the Sexes
Golf -- Caddyshack
And you put effort into it. The results speak for themselves.Well, thanks. 1 minute in Microsoft Paint
I guess it all depends on what you ate the day beforeThey also ignored my question asking whether poop is a meat.
Perfect answers!@BCClone asks: What has been lost in Garza’s eyebrows?
Pants: His virginity.
GTO: Jimmy Hoffa’s body.
Fitzy: The Ark of the Covenant.
Pants & Fitzy - you NAILED it on Animal House.@BCClone asks: Which character do you say you are most similar to in:
1) Animal House?
2) Young guns?
3) Finding Nemo?
GTO:
Fitzy:
- Haven’t watched it.
- Jose Chavez y Chavez (Lou Diamond Phillips) - for reasons.
- 100% Marlin - everything is a risk assessment with me.
1. Boon.
2. Dirty Steve.
3. Mr. Ray
Pants:
1. Otter
2. Doc.
3. The stoner turtle.
Very disturbing. Remembering the bound guy staring at the snake....gives me shivers thinking about it.I thought of Chariots of Fire and McFarland, USA, but did not include them since I have not watched either of them. I also thought of including the old classic The Naked Prey, which I have seen and found disturbing. Maybe that one qualifies.
Cause he can play the William Tell Overture on his throat?Perfect answers!
Pants & Fitzy - you NAILED it on Animal House.
GTO - I thought about this for a bit...thought maybe Hoover, or even Dean Wormer, but I settled on D-Day. Now you'll need to watch the movie to figure out why.
I usually try to vote for just one on your poll but you put the Preparation H, Randy Peterson and Jacobson's three hands options all on the same poll. Just like Lay's potato chips, I can't have just one.
I'm pretty sure I am Stork.Perfect answers!
Pants & Fitzy - you NAILED it on Animal House.
GTO - I thought about this for a bit...thought maybe Hoover, or even Dean Wormer, but I settled on D-Day. Now you'll need to watch the movie to figure out why.
I'd vote for you over the 2016 nominees.Cy$/BodeClone 2020
Well I can guarantee I am not going to eat even one of PreparationH, Randy Peterson or Jacobson's hands.No, no, no. You are using the wrong verb in your comparison.