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Cyclones_R_GR8 said:
This morning I saw a sign at McDonald's as I passed by "McRib is Here"

To the best of my recollection I have never eaten a McRib sandwich
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I can say with 100% certainty I have never eaten an actual McRib sandwich. My hs did serve a generic version for lunch occasionally, which I ate a couple bites of once. Not my cup o' tea.
 
RunninMan said:
I had to write a speech for a special occasion for a class so I chose to toast my left shoe and my right shoe, Larry and Rhonda, at their wedding. Trust me, it's laced with so many puns I actually had to cut a bunch out for time. I tried to toe the line between funny and overdoing it, but it's fun getting all of the puns to tie into each other. At least the template will still be a good reference if any of my friends ever decide to tie the knot. After all, the sole purpose of the speech is to make people laugh, right?

Thank you and goodnight.
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3 a.m.? Another reason I'm glad I'm not a student.
BTW, after reading that post, I feel like I should be trying to make bunny ears.
 
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RunninMan said:
I had to write a speech for a special occasion for a class so I chose to toast my left shoe and my right shoe, Larry and Rhonda, at their wedding. Trust me, it's laced with so many puns I actually had to cut a bunch out for time. I tried to toe the line between funny and overdoing it, but it's fun getting all of the puns to tie into each other. At least the template will still be a good reference if any of my friends ever decide to tie the knot. After all, the sole purpose of the speech is to make people laugh, right?

Thank you and goodnight.
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So entirely tongue-in-cheek, you heel!
 
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I was at McDs when the McRib was introduced. It was a disaster at first. We had these things in near boiling bbq sauce. They would border on near 2nd degree burns if you touched anything. So they would have us slop this mercury hot and sloppy thing in a hoagie bun, wrap it in their typical paper wraps , throw her in a bag and hand it out in the drive thru. Everyone complained about either burning themselves or having the bbq sauce destroy their clothes. It was not a successful launch. We knew after 2-3, that this was going to be cluster.

Nothing like Cyfries, aka fill a bag with fries and watch someone have a heart attack as they drive home.
 
BCClone said:
I was at McDs when the McRib was introduced. It was a disaster at first. We had these things in near boiling bbq sauce. They would border on near 2nd degree burns if you touched anything. So they would have us slop this mercury hot and sloppy thing in a hoagie bun, wrap it in their typical paper wraps , throw her in a bag and hand it out in the drive thru. Everyone complained about either burning themselves or having the bbq sauce destroy their clothes. It was not a successful launch. We knew after 2-3, that this was going to be cluster.

Nothing like Cyfries, aka fill a bag with fries and watch someone have a heart attack as they drive home.
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McDonalds. Another BC job to add to the pile of BC job experience.
 
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