***Official Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 11-20-2019***

[jcyclonee]

just Incase I’m chosen I peed in a couple baggies and mailed them to Pants and GTO already. I hope I sealed them well or else they may have wet mail in a couple days.

Haven't you learned to double bag them when you send piss through the mail?

 

[BCClone]

Haven't you learned to double bag them when you send piss through the mail?

I figure I can get another batch ready pretty quick.

 

[jcyclonee]

I figure I can get another batch ready pretty quick.

There is that. You are getting to that age.

 

[BCClone]

There is that. You are getting to that age.

Its that DNA sample that takes a while.

Funny story, when I was college age or so this town I did an internship in had a murder, not funny part. This secretary said they were collecting DNA samples from all those guys, this was when the testing was becoming a more common thing. I didn’t understand that you could just swab the mouth. I told her that that may be the grossest job ever and seemed kinda weird. She then explained the swab part. I figured it was the A&M mason jar type collection. Was kinda embarrassed.

 

[BCClone]

There is that. You are getting to that age.

Maybe I should just send 2 or 3 more sets Incase a few do leak?

 

[jcyclonee]

Maybe I should just send 2 or 3 more sets Incase a few do leak?

They may want a mason jar sample too.

 

[GTO]

Maybe I should just send 2 or 3 more sets Incase a few do leak?

They may want a mason jar sample too.

Return to sender.

 

[BCClone]

Return to sender.

Just got it sent postage due

 

[jcyclonee]

Just got it sent postage due

What did you use for a sealing solution?

 

[BCClone]

What did you use for a sealing solution?

Scotch tape. It usually seems pretty durable. I wrote, this side up so that should take care of it.

 

[madguy30]

Iowa in a bowl game wouldn't be as annoying as Iowa in an NCAA tourney game, but that's at least the last P5 team I'd like ISU to play.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Iowa in a bowl game wouldn't be as annoying as Iowa in an NCAA tourney game, but that's at least the last P5 team I'd like ISU to play.

I just think about how insufferable the fans normally are and how exponentially much more they would be if they beat us in a bowl game.

 

[madguy30]

I just think about how insufferable the fans normally are and how exponentially much more they would be if they beat us in a bowl game.

Yep and to me basketball would be harder to stomach.