That sounds like a lot of fun!
This may be the lack of sleep/oxygen (I have a bad cold) what is a dad pirate joke? Or do you mean 'Dad' joke.
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That sounds like a lot of fun!
This may be the lack of sleep/oxygen (I have a bad cold) what is a dad pirate joke? Or do you mean 'Dad' joke.
It's a combination.
e.g. What does a pirate farmer charge for corn on the cob? A buck-an-ear.
Why can't you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?
A wooden leg can't take pictures.
A wooden leg can't take pictures.
You guys should have been along. We had a long wait for dinner and the jokes we came up with only got worse. I think the last one I came up with was, "What is a pirate's favorite position in football. A rumming back." I told you they got worse.
They're even funnier when you add "arrrgh" to the end of every punchline.These are funny
Kind of like a manual for pirate wannabes who aren't very scary.
Here's another one we used. What's a pirate's favorite movie about the Iranian Revolution?
Arrrrrgo
Offshore really screwed something up Saturday night. I spent the entire day documenting their actions. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. I'm absolutely shocked they didn't call me.
They had plenty of messages telling them to call support (not my support) that they just ignored and they freaking call me on everything else.
They had plenty of messages telling them to call support (not my support) that they just ignored and they freaking call me on everything else.
So I have absolutely no idea how to use those phones. If I had to use one I would need to look up instructions first.
Unrelated, but the big 10 network drives me nuts. I was watching a show where they were discussing all the teams that made it into the tournament, and they were just being too complementary. I want to get actual complements and insight, not meaningless ones. Because hearing "Wisconsin is a nightmare matchup for Virginia" isn't helpful. Plus, they said Iowa was a sweet sixteen/elite eight caliber team. I understand talking up your teams, and I don't think it's bad to say something along the lines of "If Iowa gets hot from behind the line they could make it to the sweet sixteen/elite eight." But saying they are that caliber of team is ridiculous
They might think it's a normal year and Iowa's playing in the NIT.
It would be more accurate. I'll give them a little more credit though. They're just following the Pravda model of journalism.
Growing up we used to put a few onions in the pickle jars when we made pickles. I really liked pickled onions.
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