Friday OT #1 - Are Those Real?

Making generalizations about people in certain states is fun, though. It's an easy thing to do. I just assume everyone in Vermont produces their own maple syrup brand for a living. And everyone in Idaho is a potato farmer. And everyone in Missouri is a toothless meth head.

I've never met anyone from Vermont or Idaho, but one out of three ain't bad.
 
I'm 6'7 and I don't even want to think about how many times I've been told "Wow, you're tall" or asked if I played basketball. Telling someone they're tall is kind of a conversation killer. Like, what am I supposed to do with that other than acknowledge that you're right?

I like to perplex really tall people by NOT asking that. :rolleyes:
 
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Making generalizations about people in certain states is fun, though. It's an easy thing to do. I just assume everyone in Vermont produces their own maple syrup brand for a living. And everyone in Idaho is a potato farmer. And everyone in Missouri is a toothless meth head.
Only one of those generalizations is true and Vermont and Idaho actually have fairly diverse economies.
 
I have long, dark eyelashes.

Due this, I have had multiple women that I've never met come up to me and tell me how UNFAIR it is that I have long eyelashes and tell me about how much mascara they have to use to make their eyelashes look like mine.

So awkward.
My wife complains that mine are longer than hers. Luckily our kids got my lashes.
 
The thing about Angie's story - didn't she already talk to the guy about her little one being breast fed? So he already knew why they looked so awesome.

Yeah, he's clearly a master chess player of creepy creeper life. Thinking several steps ahead in his creepy game.
 
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I have long, dark eyelashes.

Due this, I have had multiple women that I've never met come up to me and tell me how UNFAIR it is that I have long eyelashes and tell me about how much mascara they have to use to make their eyelashes look like mine.

So awkward.
My fiances' sister comments on my long eyelashes probably every other time I see her. It is a very awkward exchange.

What are you even supposed to say to that?
 
I have long, dark eyelashes.

Due this, I have had multiple women that I've never met come up to me and tell me how UNFAIR it is that I have long eyelashes and tell me about how much mascara they have to use to make their eyelashes look like mine.

So awkward.

I have naturally curly hair, and I used to get similar comments when I was young from adult women who got perms (and probably used curlers between treatments) to keep it curled. "I wish I had your hair!" It used to annoy me, because I didn't *want* to have curly hair at the time.

Then the late-'70s afro-pick era arrived, and I was Gold.
 
Acorns. **** those things.

They just keep falling. I end up going out and friggin vacuuming with my shop vac under my oak trees. By my estimation (I'm accuarate AF) I vacuumed up 25,000 acorns this year. There is a pile behind my garage that could feed an army of squirrels (which coincidentally I also have).
 
Reading the "tall person/basketball" responses, Basketball is probably the only sport brought up by strangers in reference to body characteristics. The most likely thing I could imagine is someone making an assumption a larger-framed person was a football lineman (and I doubt that happens too often).

Think of these:
"Did you run the 800 meters?"
"Were you a softball catcher?"
"I bet you were a volleyball phenom."
 
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Reading the "tall person/basketball" responses, Basketball is probably the only sport brought up by strangers in reference to body characteristics. The most likely thing I could imagine is someone making an assumption a larger-framed person was a football lineman (and I doubt that happens too often).

Think of these:
"Did you run the 800 meters?"
"Were you a softball catcher?"
"I bet you were a volleyball phenom."
If somebody has cauliflower ears I assume they wrestle.
 
People chewing with their mouth open bothers me...a lot. Strangely, if they are trying to talk at the same time, not so much but, if they are just chewing...SMH.

Last year I took both the 23 and Me ancestry and health DNA tests. Come to find out that I have a gene(s) that makes it more likely for me to be bothered by people chewing with their mouths open. I had not heard of such a thing and can't fathom how or why that would happen.

Now I don't know whether to be bothered more by the fact that I have the gene(s) or that there is a gene(s) for that.

Smacking lips and being able to hear food squishing around even in a closed mouth sends me to the moon.

My dad is the same so it's probably genetic.
 
I think we're all guilty of this, but when people constantly talk over each other in a conversation and it gets louder. If both are talking at the same time, neither is listening.

Just my perspective but it feels like that happens more and more, and I wonder if there's a connection to how fast we're getting information through technology with how impatient we are to simply listen to what someone says, or at least remain quiet while they talk.
 
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My annoyance is negative people/people that talk behind others backs. Mostly at my job but the ladies in the office are just ruthless whether it be a coworker or someone that comes in. Be nicer people
 

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