Nebraska Fail

What the hell are these? Nebraska can't stop living in the 90's but they also want to throw it back to... 1923? Alternates for Nov. 10 vs Illinois.

 
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I can't feel sorry for Douche McGee at Minny either though.

Rant coming, bear with me...I live in MSP and I can't express how happy I am that we didn't hire that guy. I don't know that we were ever close, but I remember his name being floated for ISU.

The whole "row the boat" thing is so cliche and obnoxious. I can't imagine a player being excited about listening to that crap for 4+ years. "Keep rowing" "keep your oar in the water." The dude talks in motivational phrases without actually saying anything. Also, the fact that Minnesota added oars to their uniforms says to me that he's so damn egotistical that he has to have his "thing" on the uniform. End rant.
 
Rant coming, bear with me...I live in MSP and I can't express how happy I am that we didn't hire that guy. I don't know that we were ever close, but I remember his name being floated for ISU.

The whole "row the boat" thing is so cliche and obnoxious. I can't imagine a player being excited about listening to that crap for 4+ years. "Keep rowing" "keep your oar in the water." The dude talks in motivational phrases without actually saying anything. Also, the fact that Minnesota added oars to their uniforms says to me that he's so damn egotistical that he has to have his "thing" on the uniform. End rant.

I really liked the stories about how he'd hand out Western MI shirts to change the culture on campus, but the fact is he then bolted so really didn't give a **** about the place.

His incoherent post-game rants make me feel like he's the type of guy that tries to flip you some **** to connect with you but is basically just being a d*ck because that's what he is.

CMC tends to ramble a bit and pulls out a few cliches/repeated things ('to be honest with you', 'the reality is'....) but it's not belligerent and pointless.
 
There was a good thread on one of their message boards arguing about whether the BIG move was good or not. The best being the argument that the reason they are losing is because the Big10 is so much better. The only rationale is that because ISU is one of the better teams in the league, therefore Big12 must suck. I know I trust the eyeball test from the dirthead bugeaters over every power ranking system imaginable that all conclude that the Big 10 west has been pure trash since Nebraska joined.

To be fair, plenty of their fans understand that it was due to poor coaching hires. However, I find it surprising that most think their recruiting is the main reason. It's not as good as it was, but they've been in the 20s pretty much every year for the last few. To be this bad with top 25 recruiting classes suggests some major coaching and culture problems.

Also funny they don't see the connection with acceptance of partial qualifiers and winning.

https://nebraska.forums.rivals.com/threads/i-miss-the-big-12.222767/

This thread? Its comedy!
 
Their game is on BTN right now...they were up 31-21 with under 6 minutes left. Had NW on a 4th and 10 on their own 25 or so. Amazing.

Something to ponder, and there were obviously other things at play, but can one game totally change the face of a program to a downward angle? 2001 was a pretty standard dominant season for NU football, but they were never the same after the Black Friday game at CO.

Forgot how just CRAZY CO went that day. They had their foot on NU's throat all day.

 
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But you guys always said you were getting shafted by the Big 12 and Texas. And now the B1G is giving you the shaft. You guys are getting more shaft than Stormy Daniels

That may have come from a Hawk, but I thoroughly enjoy reading the other B1G fanbases giving them the business.
 
I really liked the stories about how he'd hand out Western MI shirts to change the culture on campus, but the fact is he then bolted so really didn't give a **** about the place.

His incoherent post-game rants make me feel like he's the type of guy that tries to flip you some **** to connect with you but is basically just being a d*ck because that's what he is.

CMC tends to ramble a bit and pulls out a few cliches/repeated things ('to be honest with you', 'the reality is'....) but it's not belligerent and pointless.

Right. His whole “row the boat” culture is 100% about PJ Fleck and nothing to do with the individual players. If it were, it wouldn’t be transferable to MN. He seems like one of those motivational speakers that are hired for company meetings. They have their “thing” and give it to anyone who will pay. I am absolutely certain he will write and sell a book (if he hasn’t already) about “row the boat.”
 
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I just in the past year have got more active in being informed on teams and conferences other than ISU and the Big 12, so maybe I'm missing something, but why do Nebraska fans hate the Big12 so much? I have never heard of anybody from the Big 12 bagging on the Big 12, but Nebby fans seem like they wouldn't be content in either.
 
I just in the past year have got more active in being informed on teams and conferences other than ISU and the Big 12, so maybe I'm missing something, but why do Nebraska fans hate the Big12 so much? I have never heard of anybody from the Big 12 bagging on the Big 12, but Nebby fans seem like they wouldn't be content in either.
Because the formation of the Big 12, and what necessitated that formation, represents the end of NU has a power program.
 
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I just in the past year have got more active in being informed on teams and conferences other than ISU and the Big 12, so maybe I'm missing something, but why do Nebraska fans hate the Big12 so much? I have never heard of anybody from the Big 12 bagging on the Big 12, but Nebby fans seem like they wouldn't be content in either.
They started losing for reasons that have more to do with the changes in college football over the past 25 years, but blamed it on Texas and the Big 12. Now they’re in the Big 10 where everything was going to be right and glorious, and they’re starting to make Ohio St/Michigan the new scapegoats.
 
They started losing for reasons that have more to do with the changes in college football over the past 25 years, but blamed it on Texas and the Big 12. Now they’re in the Big 10 where everything was going to be right and glorious, and they’re starting to make Ohio St/Michigan the new scapegoats.

It's been the Big 2 forever even when Wisky and Penn State were winning big bowl games so for them to think that would change is pure ignorance.

Should have been a sign that no matter how they created the divisions, the OSU/Mich game would always remain intact. The Legends/Leaders division just looked like keeping those two together, and throwing darts for everyone else.
 
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Nebraska suburbanHusker football who?
Nebraska suburbanHusker football still hasn't won a game and is 0-6!
 
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Can we get that guy to do play-by-play for us?

Man, he has a cool voice! Sounds like Wink Martendale!
That was Joel Meyers. That guy was Fox Sports Net College Football before it became third tier after Fox and FS1. He would call FSN's best game of the week. His call of the 2011 Iowa game was awesome too (Joel Klatt was the color commentator back then too).
 
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