Random Thoughts XII - This Thread Delivers

[cycloneG]

How in the world did Tostitos pick Jean Claude Van Damme as a spokesman?

Right? They should have gone with Chuck Norris.

 

[SCyclone]

Job opened up today for a 19th Century US historian at City College of New York. It's fun to looks at apartment prices out there, like taking imaginary numbers and applying them to real life.

If you did that, you'd have to get rid of your health insurance.

EDIT: But you know what? We could have an RTT benefit to raise funds.

 

[SCyclone]

Eh, I feel like it's a guy thing in general. So somewhat NSFW story, but it's friday evening so whatever. So last summer I went on a date with a girl and it was going really well and one of the things we talked about was what pets we had (she mentioned she had recently adopted a cat). At the end of the date, I asked if I could walk her home, she accepted, and when we got there, she invited me up to her place to "see/meet (I can't remember which) her cat." So we went up, I met her pet cat, talked to my date for a bit, and then went to hang out with some friends for a few minutes who lived a block away. It was after I got to my friends' place that I realized how obvious she had been.

P.S. In my defense, I recognized the innuendo, but didn't really want to act on it because if I got it wrong I would have gotten it really really wrong.

P.P.S. I know my dad sometimes lurks here because he loves our banter, hopefully this isn't one of those times. If so, hi Dad!

Gonna push the envelope here, just a bit (sorry, couldn't resist, Woo)

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Eh, I feel like it's a guy thing in general. So somewhat NSFW story, but it's friday evening so whatever. So last summer I went on a date with a girl and it was going really well and one of the things we talked about was what pets we had (she mentioned she had recently adopted a cat). At the end of the date, I asked if I could walk her home, she accepted, and when we got there, she invited me up to her place to "see/meet (I can't remember which) her cat." So we went up, I met her pet cat, talked to my date for a bit, and then went to hang out with some friends for a few minutes who lived a block away. It was after I got to my friends' place that I realized how obvious she had been.

P.S. In my defense, I recognized the innuendo, but didn't really want to act on it because if I got it wrong I would have gotten it really really wrong.

P.P.S. I know my dad sometimes lurks here because he loves our banter, hopefully this isn't one of those times. If so, hi Dad!

I’m the absolute worst at picking up on hints. She could be sitting naked on the bed with her legs out saying “**** me” and there’s still a 50% chance I’ll miss it.

 

[Sousaclone]

Job opened up today for a 19th Century US historian at City College of New York. It's fun to looks at apartment prices out there, like taking imaginary numbers and applying them to real life.

Try renting a house. That'll really make your eyes bleed.

Oh, don't forget the agent/broker fee on trying to find a place as well (even on apartments). Nothing like paying a months rent to someone who literally shows up to unlock the door so you can look around the place.

 

[BCClone]

How in the world did Tostitos pick Jean Claude Van Damme as a spokesman?

limited budget and 50 year old woman who still had the hots for him leads marketing?

 

[dirtyninety]

Tom Selleck is telling me to take out a reverse mortgage to pay off my existing mortgage.

 

[CloneLawman]

How in the world did Tostitos pick Jean Claude Van Damme as a spokesman?

Doritos should have snapped him up first!!

 

[CloneLawman]

Tom Selleck is telling me to take out a reverse mortgage to pay off my existing mortgage.

Ask Tom to just pay off your mortgage.

 

[SCyclone]

I thought the thread needed a little old-time R&B to pump everyone up for football!

 

[cyrevkah]

Finally stayed on BBCA long enough to see the blurb. I guess there's a reason Dr Who has been marathoning episodes throughout the week..


Odds on actually getting to watch the frost female Dr tomorrow?

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I thought the thread needed a little old-time R&B to pump everyone up for football!

 

[BoxsterCy]

Going to gamwatch this afternoon without my CF wingman @cyrocksmypants

Probably won't make it through halftime.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

It's hard to believe the dumb **** stuff people post on facebook and act like it's some sort of miraculous event.

 

[BoxsterCy]

It's hard to believe the dumb **** stuff people post on facebook and act like it's some sort of miraculous event.
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Saw someone post this also. I was all "JFC!".

If it's dumb as **** and out there one of my old HS classmates down in Iowa will post it.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Random mirror observation: My eyebrows have gone full rogue on me.

 

[KnappShack]

Random mirror observation: My eyebrows have gone full rogue on me.

Mine have too. Length, color, style....they are completely out of line.

My wife will take control about once a month and force me to get them in line.

Next she'll force me to shave the shoulder hair

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Eh, I feel like it's a guy thing in general. So somewhat NSFW story, but it's friday evening so whatever. So last summer I went on a date with a girl and it was going really well and one of the things we talked about was what pets we had (she mentioned she had recently adopted a cat). At the end of the date, I asked if I could walk her home, she accepted, and when we got there, she invited me up to her place to "see/meet (I can't remember which) her cat." So we went up, I met her pet cat, talked to my date for a bit, and then went to hang out with some friends for a few minutes who lived a block away. It was after I got to my friends' place that I realized how obvious she had been.

P.S. In my defense, I recognized the innuendo, but didn't really want to act on it because if I got it wrong I would have gotten it really really wrong.

P.P.S. I know my dad sometimes lurks here because he loves our banter, hopefully this isn't one of those times. If so, hi Dad!

TIL I'd better behave...Woo's dad is watching!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Finally stayed on BBCA long enough to see the blurb. I guess there's a reason Dr Who has been marathoning episodes throughout the week..


Odds on actually getting to watch the frost female Dr tomorrow?

Frost?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Going to gamwatch this afternoon without my CF wingman @cyrocksmypants

Probably won't make it through halftime.

NOOOO!!! You are NOT allowed to go BDK on us!