Random Thoughts XII - This Thread Delivers

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

So my foot problem is that I stubbed my little toe last night, and now I'm wondering if I broke it. It's still "painful" while resting, and it just seems like it's laying weird against my fourth toe.

Painful = me sitting and concentrating on whether it hurts or not. Dang it...was pondering about getting a pedicure before Sunday, too.

SCyclone will tell you to rub some Benadryl ointment on it.

BC will tell you to go to the ER cause he digs hanging out there.

KC will tell you to have it looked at by a real doctor*.

Boxster says tape it to your #4 toe cause it's broken.



* Note, you can do the doctor thing without losing your man card cause your a gal and don't have to deal with that stupid stuff.

It's a pinky toe; outside of some tape they really can't do much. I have stubbed toes that turned all sorts of purple colors. You just limp around until it stops hurting. I smashed my pinky finger and all they did was wrap it up.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

SCyclone will tell you to rub some Benadryl ointment on it.

BC will tell you to go to the ER cause he digs hanging out there.

KC will tell you to have it looked at by a real doctor*.

Boxster says tape it to your #4 toe cause it's broken.



* Note, you can do the doctor thing without losing your man card cause your a gal and don't have to deal with that stupid stuff.

I have only ever broken one bone in my body. It is my little toe and I confirmed breaking it the first time when I was a school kid and went to the doctor. They (a la Boxster) taped it to the next toe so I have never gone back when I have (unconfirmed) broken it again. It is now a crooked little thing that hardly has any flexibility at all.

Boxster and Velo have it right. The only thing they will do for a broken small toe is tape it to the toe next to it. Pretty much the only toe they will really try to fix is the great toe, because it is so vital to balance & walking/running.

Tape it, wear wide shoes (don't recommend open-toed, 'cause you'll just keep bashing it), and cushion it if you can. It will heal in a week or two.

I broke one of mine, and it looked like a fat purple grape for several weeks. Hurt like a *****, too. I feel for ya, @SaraV !

 

[cyrocksmypants]

And Lawman will tell you to just drink the scotch.

And Pants will tell you to make sure it’s single malt and none of that blended bull ****.

 

[BoxsterCy]

More on toe taping. Guy should use duct tape. Gals should use some nice white medical tape.

And, since toes and RTT.......

 

[cyrocksmypants]

More on toe taping. Guy should use duct tape. Gals should use some nice white medical tape.

And, since toes and RTT.......

Sexiest unibrow ever.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Sleep all night, work all day.

 

[CloneLawman]

Sleep all night, work all day.

You're a lumberjack, and you're ok?

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[cmjh10]

Currently in a spaghetti coma. Will update as condition changes

 

[Rabbuk]

Velo your feet sound like my hands. I've broken all the fingers on my right hand multiple times.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Velo your feet sound like my hands. I've broken all the fingers on my right hand multiple times.

How hard do you jerk it? Jesus christ man.

 

[wxman1]

May have been a mistake showing LittleWx about peeing on trees....he did it at pre-school today.

 

[BCClone]

How hard do you jerk it? Jesus christ man.

Uuuuhhhhhh what are you talking about?

 

[BCClone]

@SaraV my advice to my kids, cut it off and it won’t hurt.

 

[cmjh10]

Currently in a spaghetti coma. Will update as condition changes

Condition has stabilized, should make full recovery

 

[cmjh10]

May have been a mistake showing LittleWx about peeing on trees....he did it at pre-school today.

Every boy ever has gotten in trouble for that.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

May have been a mistake showing LittleWx about peeing on trees....he did it at pre-school today.

Yup. We had to explain the difference between peeing on a tree when out camping, and peeing on a garden in front of a plateglass window where a bunch of church ladies were having tea...

 

[CloneLawman]

Yup. We had to explain the difference between peeing on a tree when out camping, and peeing on a garden in front of a plateglass window where a bunch of church ladies were having tea...

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Yes. That was pretty much their reaction...it WAS special.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Uuuuhhhhhh what are you talking about?

A bad attempt at humor