I have tried that. Future Mrs. Velo didn't return the jewelry gifts I gave her, but universally does since becoming Mrs. Velo and chastizes me for spending on it.Jewelry almost always works for me.![]()
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I have tried that. Future Mrs. Velo didn't return the jewelry gifts I gave her, but universally does since becoming Mrs. Velo and chastizes me for spending on it.Jewelry almost always works for me.![]()
You didn't mention having anything like this so there is still hope for PapaLew!That wouldn't work for me. I don't wear necklaces, watches, or bracelets. I used to wear earrings but got out of the habit and now one of the holes has closed over; I've been thinking about going down to the Heroic Ink and getting them re-pierced, but just haven't gotten around to it yet.
As for rings - I wear the same five, all the time. They rarely come off. They're generational - right hand, pinkie is a garnet (my birthstone), ring finger is a blue topaz (my grandmother's birthstone ring passed down to me). Left hand, pinkie is an amethyst (my mother's birthstone ring also passed down to me), ring finger is wedding ring (natch!), and middle finger is my mother's ring, given to me by our kids about 15 years ago. It has each of their birthstones in the shape of a heart. I chose the middle finger deliberately - that way when they annoy me I can ask them if they want to see my mother's ring.
The point of that explanation is that all of them are precious to me, and represent my family and my life, so I don't switch them out with others.
So you can see why buying jewelry is a bust for PapaLew!![]()
We used some on one of our projects and I can vouch for it being ridiculously expensive. But it does look pretty darn cool.Reclaimed barn wood is big business. I had a buddy who used to salvage tons of it, and would sell it to Applebees, Diamond Dave's, etc who used it as interior decor. He made a pretty tidy sum doing this, as most farmers didn't care as long as they didn't have to tear it off themselves.
I remember that too!How do you pronounce it? Since the river flowed through my town I am familiar with how we pronounce it as Ma-Coke-eta but I am betting that is not natively correct. Remember hearing (decades ago) a radio commercial (not produced here) that was citing locations for some movie and they pronounced it Ma-Qwak-eta. Thought it was funny then wondered if that was actually correct.
I just went on line to "How do you pronounce" and they went with the coke sound.How do you pronounce it? Since the river flowed through my town I am familiar with how we pronounce it as Ma-Coke-eta but I am betting that is not natively correct. Remember hearing (decades ago) a radio commercial (not produced here) that was citing locations for some movie and they pronounced it Ma-Qwak-eta. Thought it was funny then wondered if that was actually correct.
So last night was baby care, well the start at least. We had to practice with some baby dolls and I looked at DH holding mine - looking at the head - and was like oh dear God tell me this isn't newborn size. The lady starts talking and is like oh yeah, btw, these aren't newborn, it's like 2 months old size and the pregnant half of the class was audibly relieved. DH thought this was funny. He's an ass.
So then she's like unswaddle your baby to practice changing the diaper. We start to do so and I'm very confused to notice that our baby is not wearing a diaper, but rather a paper towel. WTF??I look around and we're the only ones with such. So DH goes and gets a different baby. I was very surprised when we took off the diaper to notice that these were very anatomically correct babies. DH is like what did you expect? IDK, DH, all the baby dolls I had growing up were very neutral down there! I just wasn't expecting baby peen!
A dad that always makes great faces at his wife asked for how long babies have 6-8 diapers a day. The nurse lady is like "years". He goes "oh that's great" hahahaha. Also, I feel like 6-8 is low end for a baby? Maybe that was 6-8 poopy diapers?
Nurse lady asked what questions people had, turns out most of the dads were really concerned about dropping the baby/the wobbly neck big head deal.
Then we had group discussions at the end with questions to think about. That got deep! Our questions had to do with how did the way our parents raised us affect how we will parent and how will we handle post-baby texts/visits/etc. immediately after birth. I'm like oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh boy, this is relevant to our lives right now!
Also, I was good at swaddling. DH screwed it up. He's like I missed a step somewhere. I look over and I'm like yeah you did. So I had to walk him back through it. I may have gloated a bit.
Next week we're supposed to bring the car seat. We don't even have it yet and we won't by next week either. Ooops.
Did she warn you about the baby peeing when you go to change their diaper? I think it has something to do with the cool air hitting their genitals, but I can guarantee you, it'll happen.
When they are babies it is never too early to start training the boys to keep it covered. Flop a diaper over it even when just taking a second to grab something. The golden fountain is funny but a mite messy.she didn't, but I've read about that before - definitely aware of it!
Use a funnel.Spent the weekend at FIL's cabin for the last time (he's selling it in a couple weeks). This made it a "just a normal crazy key club tryst" weekend so no running off with anybody. Came home and put together a basketball hoop. Does anybody know a good way to put sand in the base of a hoop? The current opening allow for about a tablespoon at a time and we need to put about 300 pounds of it in the base.
Since it is sand, just break an hourglass in half and use one half as your funnel. You will then also know exactly how long it takes to fill it.Use a funnel.
Oh no! An hourglass is technology that is too advanced for @jcyclonee , Luddite Government Employee.Since it is sand, just break an hourglass in half and use one half as your funnel. You will then also know exactly how long it takes to fill it.
Especially noticeable with boys. Also, bath time is great for generating the fountain of youth.Did she warn you about the baby peeing when you go to change their diaper? I think it has something to do with the cool air hitting their genitals, but I can guarantee you, it'll happen.
Wrong. Here's approximately the same jewelry ensemble that BCC wore on old Dana House.I wear no jewelry, I mean none. Not even a Prince Albert. Thought about tattooing a wedding ring, but most I’ve seen are gawdy. I have/had a basic golden band. If I could get something that was decent I’d do that.

Oh no! An hourglass is technology that is too advanced for @jcyclonee , Luddite Government Employee.
I peed right in my aunt's eye when she was about 8 yo, while my mom was bathing me. I was there but don't remember it.Especially noticeable with boys. Also, bath time is great for generating the fountain of youth.![]()