Co-worker comes over to my desk and says, "If I don't feel better by tomorrow, I'm probably not coming in."
Dude went out for about 8 smoke breaks today, ordered and ate a huge greasy burger for lunch and was chatting loudly all afternoon with the guy behind him.
Hopefully he survives the night.
I think what he did there is called "setting the table". My guess is he already has plans for tomorrow, and will call in regardless.
