Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)
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Best watch yourself. KC knows German and she has no mercy for people who mis-classify orangutans!!
This is true. I've forced myself to try to learn the difference between monkeys and apes. Based upon my extensive research, I've come to this conclusion. If it flicks poo, it's a monkey. If it doesn't flick poo, it's an ape.
Deutsch unterscheidet nicht zwischen Affen und Affen ... alles ist gut.
If it has a prehensile tail, it's a monkey. Apes don't have tails. Most monkeys do. Apes are generally larger, with bigger brains.
We (apes and monkeys) ALL fling poo. And if you try to tell me humans don't, I submit that you have never had a toddler in your home!
Fortunately I was catching up when it all started or I would be really confused.
Just heard from my mom today! She is fine well, outside outside of some damage to the house, looting in some parts of PR, only having 2 -3 days of food left, short on cash and businesses not taking debit/credit cards, no power, intermittent water, and a shortage of gas. But other than that, she is in good health and I was relieved to be able to hear her voice. I asked her if she could fly out, but she said they only have about 10 flights able to make it out daily and there is a huge backlog of passengers on wait list. Thanks to everyone here who asked about her. Can't wait for her to move out to Texas!
Just heard from my mom today! She is fine well, outside outside of some damage to the house, looting in some parts of PR, only having 2 -3 days of food left, short on cash and businesses not taking debit/credit cards, no power, intermittent water, and a shortage of gas. But other than that, she is in good health and I was relieved to be able to hear her voice. I asked her if she could fly out, but she said they only have about 10 flights able to make it out daily and there is a huge backlog of passengers on wait list. Thanks to everyone here who asked about her. Can't wait for her to move out to Texas!
What great news! We are all happy for you, GTO!
I'm gone for half a day and this is what y'all have done with the place?
CycloneErik
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Speaker: "And if you look at slide three, you can see the hyper-marketing of the goog-"
Recorded announcement: "THIS IS WENDY PATTERSON FROM AKRON!" is joining.
Speaker: "Yeah, thanks Wendy."
On my way back from Seattle. Killed it with my presentation today. Was able to book an earlier flight and will land in DFW around 7:30pm, probably home by 8:30 or 9:00, just in time for the second half of the game! Everything coming up GTO today.
CycloneErik
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Poor little Z just got a belly laugh.
She's cleaning something so she can get more toys out. Girl walks across the room and says, "Dad,I need your help."
"What do you need?"
"Dad, I need you to do ALL THE WORK!" (Her caps)
Lesson in bargaining being learned here tonight. Don't lead with that.
She's cleaning something so she can get more toys out. Girl walks across the room and says, "Dad,I need your help."
"What do you need?"
"Dad, I need you to do ALL THE WORK!" (Her caps)
Lesson in bargaining being learned here tonight. Don't lead with that.
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