Random Thoughts X (The 9th Regeneration)

[BoxsterCy]

I'm the colonoscopy designated driver. Have been the driver for six colonoscopies. I find it disturbing that I am the first person people think of when they consider their colons.

I owe more colonoscopy rides then I can payback. Friends all have driver spouses except this one so they have a driver. I don't owe her any rides but I told her collectively I owe "the village" more than a few.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I'm the colonoscopy designated driver. Have been the driver for six colonoscopies. I find it disturbing that I am the first person people think of when they consider their colons.

You should invest in an old hearse and have some fun with it.

 

[BCClone]

Down in Carver's and Sara's general area I think. Sw a bit of indianola

 

[BoxsterCy]

7 pea pickers went by at quarter to 4 in the morning last night. Strange.

That sounds like child neglect. Who lets their kids ride at 4 in the morning?

Ooooh, now I think it would be cool to ride a Pea Picker in RAGBRAI 2018!

 

[carvers4math]

Down in Carver's and Sara's general area I think. Sw a bit of indianola

Don't hit a deer or a cow and make it rain.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Don't hit a deer or a cow and make it rain.

Had to read several times...couldn't figure out why hitting a deer or a cow would make it rain; does the cow make more rain than the deer? I'm just so confused!

 

[carvers4math]

Had to read several times...couldn't figure out why hitting a deer or a cow would make it rain; does the cow make more rain than the deer? I'm just so confused!

I suppose a cow would rain milk maybe? And a brown cow chocolate milk of course. But yeah, they are two different things. My brother in Indianola also needs rain.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

make it rain.

Paging @cyrocksmypants

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I suppose a cow would rain milk maybe? And a brown cow chocolate milk of course. But yeah, they are two different things. My brother in Indianola also needs rain.

We've received just enough to tease...but we're not as dry as other parts of the state, like yours. I hope you get the rain soon.

 

[carvers4math]

Paging @cyrocksmypants

Raining men? We don't need any damn presidential pee pee thing.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Raining men? We don't need any damn presidential pee pee thing.

psssst: I think that was raining ON men...

 

[stormchaser2014]

That sounds like child neglect. Who lets their kids ride at 4 in the morning?

Ooooh, now I think it would be cool to ride a Pea Picker in RAGBRAI 2018!

I googled pea picker this morning and this is what I got.

 

[carvers4math]

psssst: I think that was raining ON men...

Yeah, these also were two separate concepts. Just wasn't sure which one was more Pants appropriate,.

 

[CloneLawman]

Better than projectile

Usually.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

We ate dinner with my SIL, BIL, niece and my niece's new boyfriend last night. Her boyfriend looks like a young Ed Sheeran. I was able to casually work the phrases "shape of you" "A-team" and "thinking out loud" into the conversation before my wife kicked me under the table.

 

[BCClone]

@carvers4math when one encounters a cattle gate blocking the road, what is etiquette? May I cross if I make sure to close when across or do I need to turn around. We don't have these up north.

 

[carvers4math]

@carvers4math when one encounters a cattle gate blocking the road, what is etiquette? May I cross if I make sure to close when across or do I need to turn around. We don't have these up north.

You're good if you close the gate after. If you are in an Amish neighborhood, look out for horse poop.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

You're good if you close the gate after. If you are in an Amish neighborhood, look out for horse poop.

Per my Texas ranch roots...HUGE breach of etiquette if you leave a gate unlatched....

 

[BCClone]

Have to come back Sunday day, is that fine to just do it then?

Besides, who the *?;* Puts a gate in the middle of a road?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Have to come back Sunday day, is that fine to just do it then?

Besides, who the *?;* Puts a gate in the middle of a road?

Someone who owned a pasture and had the state come & build a road through it,