Random Thoughts X (The 9th Regeneration)

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Chased the deer away again. Apparently they are addicted to yews. Mail carrier (she knows all, sees all) told me they have savaged every yew in the neighborhood. She said my chewed up yews looked great in comparison to others that were totally stripped. Another small consolation in a life of small consolations made me feel only slightly better. I am channelling my inner Marvin the depressed robot today.
 
Chased the deer away again. Apparently they are addicted to yews. Mail carrier (she knows all, sees all) told me they have savaged every yew in the neighborhood. She said my chewed up yews looked great in comparison to others that were totally stripped. Another small consolation in a life of small consolations made me feel only slightly better. I am channelling my inner Marvin the depressed robot today.

I don't envy yew.
 
First mosquito buzzed me last night when I was trying to get to sleep. Come on, man, it's still March in Minnesota. Pretty sure I probably have the zeka now. Between mosquitoes and ticks we are all going to die.
I believe it was announced that mosquitoes are the biggest cause of death (malaria, zika...) in the world now and heart disease has finally fallen to second.

Strangely, fish knife accidents are only prominent in certain parts of Wisconsin.
 
I believe it was announced that mosquitoes are the biggest cause of death (malaria, zika...) in the world now and heart disease has finally fallen to second.

Strangely, fish knife accidents are only prominent in certain parts of Wisconsin.

Deer ticks, man, we are all going to die!
 
The fish knife always brings back memories of Murder House. I remember @jcyclonee targeting all the women. He was pretty much Norman Bates. Have been wanting to do another murder house with a new storyline, but work has been a b**ch lately.
If some femaniac comes after me with a fish knife, of course I'm going to use whatever I have at my disposal to defend myself.
 
By gosh, I think you're right. It was very traumatic. I must have repressed some of the memories. Is that a symptom of PTSD? Can I collect worker's comp from CF?


GTO will set you up with some meds I'm sure. I'm coming after Velo next time, I owe him
 
He HAD a tire iron. I stole it the first night, iirc...
Next time, I'll take better care of my inventory and hide the asset list.
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