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I wasn't positive but wasn't going to ask what you meant by asking if I had cheese in my pants. (At least that's what I got thought you asked)
It is what I meant to ask. Long story, but it's my go-to answer when someone asks me "habla espanol?" I'm not sure why it applied here. I might just be really bored right now.
Anyway, my theory was that, in most circumstances, their answer would be no, meaning that my answer is no. I dread the day that someone answers me in the affirmative.