Random Thoughts IX (The first 8 were probably better)

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A friend of mine ran out of gas riding around on back roads. A farmer stopped by and gave him some gas and advice. "Son, It's just as easy to keep the top half full as it is to keep the bottom half"
 
I did it once on my way home from college. I was trying to make it to Cherokee and I ended up running out about 100 feet from the gas station. Luckily, I was able to put it in neutral and coast right up to the pump.

I think I only ended up putting a couple gallons in my car to make it the remaining 30 miles. My parents had a tank on their farm and I was being a cheap college student.

It was a learning experience. It's never happened again.
I ran out 10 feet from the pump once. I had to push it those last 10 feet.
 
I have never ran out of gas but had a few close calls.

Fun fact about airplanes and gas. The only thing they are required to read correctly is empty. So you always check how much are in the tanks before leaving and keep track of your time to calculate fuel burn. Barring anything breaking you should always know how much fuel you hve and how long you can fly.

Speaking of things breaking one time I went out for a flight and during my preflight walk around I immediately noticed blue residue on the nose wheel pant. Avgas (100 ocatane low lead) is colored blue. Further investigation revealed more blue running down the bottom of the fuselage as well as some on the floor right next to the nose wheel and the tanks were bone dry. The fuel had leaked out one of the fuel sumps in the engine compartment. My uncle had let a friend borrow the plane to fly to Kansas City and back a few days prior and this had apparently gone unnoticed. No way to tell how much was in the tank when they got back but it was clearly leaking during the flight. Scary.
 
I had a 74 Charger that the fuel gauge quit working. I had to keep track of the miles for filling up. I miss judged it once and had to get some gas from a farmer north of Ames. Now days I usually fill up around a qtr of a tank, unless I know I'm going somewhere with cheap gas then I'll try to squeak in darn close to empty, one of these days I'll probably get caught on the wrong side of it again.
 
I had a 74 Charger that the fuel gauge quit working. I had to keep track of the miles for filling up. I miss judged it once and had to get some gas from a farmer north of Ames. Now days I usually fill up around a qtr of a tank, unless I know I'm going somewhere with cheap gas then I'll try to squeak in darn close to empty, one of these days I'll probably get caught on the wrong side of it again.
I'm starting to think this is a guy thing...
 
I'm starting to think this is a guy thing...


Not me. My dad may have been the one who gave GR8s buddy the advice. He preached the top half comment. My wife? I think she still hasn't learned how to put gas in. She will switch out what she drives and wait go round me to use the other one and notice I'm just lucky enough to have enough to cost into a pump.
 
Saw him at Hilton, oh.....maybe 25 years ago?
I was there, too. Between this and the Twister thing I now feel like KC was stalking me in college. I always felt like there might be a monkey on my back.

I can't remember if it was Petty or Billy Joel that took place during the huge snowstorm. Maybe it was both.
 
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So, the 13 year-old son got bitten during the house league basketball game Saturday Morning. That was unexpected. Since he seems to be OK I've discovered that it is a lot of fun to make vampire jokes about it.
 
So, the 13 year-old son got bitten during the house league basketball game Saturday Morning. That was unexpected. Since he seems to be OK I've discovered that it is a lot of fun to make vampire jokes about it.

Uh oh. Has he turned yet? I've heard if he avoids drinking human blood he can control the thirst.
 
My enormous family is getting together to celebrate my parents' 60th wedding anniversary over Christmas. The logistics, lodging and food preparation for such an event rivals wartime preparations.

My sibs have been chiming in as to what they are bringing.

My brother: beef summer sausage, cheese, crackers, (9) 2-liters of pop, a bunch of vegetables and dip, a couple of egg bakes, TV trays, and 4 folding chairs

My sister: Anniversary Cake; cheesecake; fudge; peanut butter balls; wreaths; christmas cookies; almond bark pretzels; taco soup; chicken tortilla soup; a potato casserole; apple pie; couple cases of water; misc. beverages

Me: folding chairs, fruit and beer


Low expectations are a distinct advantage when you are the youngest in a large family
 
My enormous family is getting together to celebrate my parents' 60th wedding anniversary over Christmas. The logistics, lodging and food preparation for such an event rivals wartime preparations.

My sibs have been chiming in as to what they are bringing.

My brother: beef summer sausage, cheese, crackers, (9) 2-liters of pop, a bunch of vegetables and dip, a couple of egg bakes, TV trays, and 4 folding chairs

My sister: Anniversary Cake; cheesecake; fudge; peanut butter balls; wreaths; christmas cookies; almond bark pretzels; taco soup; chicken tortilla soup; a potato casserole; apple pie; couple cases of water; misc. beverages

Me: folding chairs, fruit and beer


Low expectations are a distinct advantage when you are the youngest in a large family


Well at least it's not fruity beer.
 
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