**** Iowa

cyclone101

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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders—the most famous of which is, “Never get involved in a land war in Asia”—but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! And **** Iowa!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to **** Iowa.
 

NetflixAndClone

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wtf are the hawks smoking?

I'll bet this is the last time Iowa State is a favorite for the foreseeable future. They 'graduate' their entire starting 5 and their 6th man.
I'd agree with Kenpom's 31% chance for Iowa to pull off the upset. ISU is ok, middle of the pack BIG team this year. They won't be able to stop Pemsl (really wish we had Cook for this), but we haven't shown we can stop anyone...
 
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isulive2train

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'Ray, people will **** Iowa, Ray. They'll **** Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway, not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you have a look around," you'll say. "It's only one slice of pizza per person." They'll pass over the pizza without even thinking about it; for it is money they have and ****ing Iowa they lack.'

'The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been ****ing Iowa. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But ****ing Iowa has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. Ohhhhhhhh, people will **** Iowa, Ray. People will most definitely **** Iowa.'


I enjoy this. Here is the Rocky conversion.

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place. And I don’t care how tough you are. It will beat you to your knees and keep you permanently there if you let it”

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“You, me, or nobody is gonna **** Iowa as hard as life, but it ain’t about how hard you **** Iowa, it’s about how hard you can get ****** and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done”



That turned out naughty.
 

Herkster

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This thread is gold, and I'm a damn Hawk fan (if you couldn't tell). ISU is going to dominate us. it isn't going to be pretty. If any Hawk fan honestly believes differently, they are drinking a little too much of the koolaid. Hopefully a bunch of ISU fans show up so Carver will actually be loud for once.
 

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