As others have said: Beer. I usually take quick showers. Once in awhile I'll just stand there and let the hot water hit me for awhile...
-farmer blow
I have this thing where I swipe all the water off of me so it doesn't take as long to dry off...
Yep. Across the chest and then down both arms.
You guys are so dumb. That would never work, you'd still have water pouring back on to you. The real trick is to bring the towel in to the shower with you. That way you can dry off while getting clean at the same time.