Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

[ImJustKCClone]

My wife saves them for when she makes meatloaf. There's a purpose for those end pieces, I do declare.

Yes. It's to keep the rest of the bread fresh. When you have two ends left, they match up for a sandwich.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

You can all **** yourselves. In the butt. Of the bread. Hard.

Well aren't YOU Mr. McCrabbypants tonight?
:wideeyed:

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I thought those were only for poors

I actually take them to the nearest homeless person and then throw them in the dirt in front of them and then smash them into the ground with my foot.

 

[GTO]

I actually take them to the nearest homeless person and then throw them in the dirt in front of them and then smash them into the ground with my foot.

Somewhere out there Sir Mix-a-Lot is crying while reading this post, knowing that if he was there, he would have been quick to retrieve it.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Somewhere out there Sir Mix-a-Lot is crying while reading this post, knowing that if he was there, he would have been quick to retrieve it.

What? I said I smash them.

 

[GTO]

What? I said I smash them.

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it​

 

[GTO]

I know it's been a few years, but I'm still ******* ****** about Pluto not being a planet anymore. That is ********.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I know it's been a few years, but I'm still ******* ****** about Pluto not being a planet anymore. That is ********.

I refuse to acknowledge it as anything else. **** science.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

If you're not eating the first slice of bread, you need to start eating from the 3rd slice. Mrs. GTO takes the second slice and starts from there. Now the loaf is somewhere by the middle and I have to make a sandwich with a top slice of bread that is way smaller than the bottom slice.

#breadworldproblems

I always start from the 3rd or 4th slice.

 

[GTO]

I always start from the 3rd or 4th slice.

Sorry, Rulzzz. I like you and all, but I'm already married.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

That butt end of bread is called the heel.
2 heels plus butter = awesome drunk snack

 

[cstrunk]

I don't eat the butt ends of bread.

I thought it was well known you don't eat the first piece of bread? That usually goes to the dog

My wife saves them for when she makes meatloaf. There's a purpose for those end pieces, I do declare.

I thought those were only for poors

Bunch a ******* communists in RTT ('Merica)!!!

 

[cstrunk]

Neighbor girl lead me to this.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

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Neighbor girl lead me to this.

Shel Silverstein?

She wants the D.

 

[ISUcyclones11]

If you're not eating the first slice of bread, you need to start eating from the 3rd slice. Mrs. GTO takes the second slice and starts from there. Now the loaf is somewhere by the middle and I have to make a sandwich with a top slice of bread that is way smaller than the bottom slice.

#breadworldproblems

You mother******.

You can all **** yourselves. In the butt. Of the bread. Hard.

Somewhere out there Sir Mix-a-Lot is crying while reading this post, knowing that if he was there, he would have been quick to retrieve it.

I know it's been a few years, but I'm still ******* ****** about Pluto not being a planet anymore. That is ********.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Been thunder storming and raining hard since before dawn. Sloth is gaining strength from this and is likely to just dominate today. Sloth loves him some gloomy poopie weather days.

 

[GTO]

Neighbor girl lead me to this.

cstrunk straight up turning CF into Facebook. Do I need to forward this to a certain number of people?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Shel Silverstein?

She wants the D.

I just realized my thumbs up looked like I was agreeing with your assessment. Actually, I gave you the thumbs up because you recognized Shel Silverstein. When my boys were small, we would pile onto the bed & read together at bedtime. Forget Chistopher Robin & Pooh & Goodnight Moon...their favorites were Silverstein & Sendak.

 

[BoxsterCy]

cstrunk straight up turning CF into Facebook. Do I need to forward this to a certain number of people?

RTT is our FB.

I cross pollinated and posted my turkey video on both and it flopped here and on FB.

 

[Rabbuk]

Do people find WRNL funny?