Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

[cyrocksmypants]

Am I the only one without metal pieces in my body?

My bones are titanium.

 

[BCClone]

My son just got a new "can't date this one" added to his list. A classmate last night was working concessions. I ordered a pork burger and a pop, $2 each. She announces $3. I was way late and close to closing so I thought I got a fire priced burger. Apparently nobody else got that deal though when I asked a couple others, infront and behind me. I realized when I got home, she gave me $8 back in change out of a $10. Not the brightest in math apparently. (Her moms a teller in a bank).

 

[jcyclonee]

My son just got a new "can't date this one" added to his list. A classmate last night was working concessions. I ordered a pork burger and a pop, $2 each. She announces $3. I was way late and close to closing so I thought I got a fire priced burger. Apparently nobody else got that deal though when I asked a couple others, infront and behind me. I realized when I got home, she gave me $8 back in change out of a $10. Not the brightest in math apparently. (Her moms a teller in a bank).

However, she may possibly be the brightest in meth.

 

[jcyclonee]

My bones are titanium.

Then you get to battle the cybernetic bovines that CG's working on.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

got mah vote on this morning!

Can do that, but can't go to a rally.

Young people.....

 

[BCClone]

However, she may possibly be the brightest in meth.

Where I live, could be possible. Although I did go on a couple dates with her mom a long time ago, and she ain't no genius either.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Then you get to battle the cybernetic bovines that CG's working on.

With great power comes great responsibility.

I figured if CG's evil company is going to try to take over the world, someone is going to have to step up and be the hero.

 

[BCClone]

With great power comes great responsibility.

I figured if CG's evil company is going to try to take over the world, someone is going to have to step up and be the hero.

would be some crazy cows if they can either swim to Hawaii or fly a plane.

 

[jcyclonee]

You know the creepy people that want to fondle.....I mean pat you down, have little buttons where they can just make the alarm go off.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

would be some crazy cows if they can either swim to Hawaii or fly a plane.

When it comes to cyborg assassin cows, there's no telling their capabilities.

 

[cowgirl836]

lemme guess: initials are DT, riiiiiiiiiggggghhhht?

:wacko:

For Trump, I presume?

Trump thanks you for your support.

that would be a negative. Though I will say I've only seen signs for two presidential candidates here. And a single bumper sticker for a third. Well, a single bumper sticker for Carson as well but that doesn't really count.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I've got 3 screws in each side of my jaw. They don't set off any detectors but they show up in full dental xrays

Broken jaw? By accident, or on purpose?

 

[BCClone]

Broken jaw? By accident, or on purpose?

Who breaks their jaw on purpose?????

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Broken jaw? By accident, or on purpose?

Had to be realigned after I got braces because my teeth were such a mess.

 

[jcyclonee]

that would be a negative. Though I will say I've only seen signs for two presidential candidates here. And a single bumper sticker for a third. Well, a single bumper sticker for Carson as well but that doesn't really count.

Was one of them Deez Nuts?

 

[BCClone]

In the big man thread.




Jsb reveals shes a female, or gay I guess.

 

[00clone]

Broken jaw? By accident, or on purpose?

I warned him a couple times to watch his mouth...

 

[BCClone]

Had to be realigned after I got braces because my teeth were such a mess.

I guess here is the answer to my who question

 

[jcyclonee]

Who breaks their jaw on purpose?????

Had to be realigned after I got braces because my teeth were such a mess.

We learned something new and we learned it quickly here.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

In the big man thread.




Jsb reveals shes a female, or gay I guess.

She's admitted that LONG ago.

Actually, in the very first RTT, before it became what it is now, she admitted to a crush that she had on a guy that sat next to her parents season tickets for football games.