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CloneinWDSM said:
I'm waiting until marriage for my first kiss. Or CG. Whatever happens first
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ISUCubswin said:
Dated a chick in high school who, for months, demanded I give her a hickey just because she'd never had one.

I refused. For one, they're stupid. For two, I didn't really need anyone seeing that **** and it getting back to me.

Anyhow, one day, she pulled out the "you just hate me" card, and so I grabbed her neck, put my mouth on it, and literally just gave one massive suck like I was trying to get all the liquid out of a cup that had nothing in it. It wasn't romantic whatsoever, it was just a "STFU, TAKE THIS"

She gets this massive hickey. I laugh, she laughs...awkwardly.

Next day, hanging out with her family. Her dad asks what was on her neck. She said she burned her neck with her curling iron. I put my head in my arms so I didn't see his reaction. She claims he looked like he had no clue, but her mom rolled her eyes.

We go to my parents house. I explain to her that the curling iron thing never works - it's the go to and everyone knows it. She says she understands.

We get to the parents house. Parents ask whats on her neck. She tells them she burnt her neck with her curling iron, while in the middle of it looking at me and giving me a total ***** sneer.

Later that night, got a solid 15 minute lecture from my parents on treating a girl with respect and not giving them hickey's.
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ISUCubswin said:
Dated a chick in high school who, for months, demanded I give her a hickey just because she'd never had one.

I refused. For one, they're stupid. For two, I didn't really need anyone seeing that **** and it getting back to me.

Anyhow, one day, she pulled out the "you just hate me" card, and so I grabbed her neck, put my mouth on it, and literally just gave one massive suck like I was trying to get all the liquid out of a cup that had nothing in it. It wasn't romantic whatsoever, it was just a "STFU, TAKE THIS"

She gets this massive hickey. I laugh, she laughs...awkwardly.

Next day, hanging out with her family. Her dad asks what was on her neck. She said she burned her neck with her curling iron. I put my head in my arms so I didn't see his reaction. She claims he looked like he had no clue, but her mom rolled her eyes.

We go to my parents house. I explain to her that the curling iron thing never works - it's the go to and everyone knows it. She says she understands.

We get to the parents house. Parents ask whats on her neck. She tells them she burnt her neck with her curling iron, while in the middle of it looking at me and giving me a total ***** sneer.

Later that night, got a solid 15 minute lecture from my parents on treating a girl with respect and not giving them hickey's.
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Holy ****! How long can people still talk about the Star Wars trailer 4 days later? I mean, I like Star Wars but, come on!
 
but for real, when we played the first team tonight earlier in the season, they had this big ******* dude who came RIGHT up to the line every time a girl kicked. We went into the 7th tied 6-6, DH got us two runs and we ended by catching big ****** out.

So tonight they are doing the same thing. Some of our girls start trying to launch them. Got a couple people to drop balls, so that worked. But again, we were up 6-3 in the 6th, ended up tied 6-6 in the bottom of the 7th. Our smallest girl got them to ******* drop her ball, it was glorious. Couple kickers later, they missed the catch again and small girl got home (and the two behind her but I guess they didn't count). It was fantastic because big ****** had been catching her out all night and she ******* won it for us.

So take that AGAIN mean ******! Also, one of their players screamed "MOVE!" at me as he ran through me on first - I didn't realize I had to get completely off base (it's split in half, white for the defense, orange for the runner) if they were going to go to second, I thought they just had to round the base using the orange part as I always did. He was then ******** about me at the bench, so I flipped him off. They were just all in all a really douchey team, so I'm glad we beat them again


The team we lost to in the championship is good, so I won't complain. They were nice, too.
 
00clone said:
Watching this documentary on hulu about this brother, sisters, and friend thru hiking the Appalachian trail...women be crazy.
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Really random, but there was a politician sex scandal a few years ago where a politician had a Brazilian mistress (I think he was from SC), wasn't his excuse that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail?
 
cowgirl836 said:
but for real, when we played the first team tonight earlier in the season, they had this big ******* dude who came RIGHT up to the line every time a girl kicked. We went into the 7th tied 6-6, DH got us two runs and we ended by catching big ****** out.

So tonight they are doing the same thing. Some of our girls start trying to launch them. Got a couple people to drop balls, so that worked. But again, we were up 6-3 in the 6th, ended up tied 6-6 in the bottom of the 7th. Our smallest girl got them to ******* drop her ball, it was glorious. Couple kickers later, they missed the catch again and small girl got home (and the two behind her but I guess they didn't count). It was fantastic because big ****** had been catching her out all night and she ******* won it for us.

So take that AGAIN mean ******! Also, one of their players screamed "MOVE!" at me as he ran through me on first - I didn't realize I had to get completely off base (it's split in half, white for the defense, orange for the runner) if they were going to go to second, I thought they just had to round the base using the orange part as I always did. He was then ******** about me at the bench, so I flipped him off. They were just all in all a really douchey team, so I'm glad we beat them again


The team we lost to in the championship is good, so I won't complain. They were nice, too.
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I feel this is one of those league that acts like it's the NBA Finals in every game even though it's suppose to be just for fun and meeting new people.
 
cowgirl836 said:
but for real, when we played the first team tonight earlier in the season, they had this big ******* dude who came RIGHT up to the line every time a girl kicked. We went into the 7th tied 6-6, DH got us two runs and we ended by catching big ****** out.

So tonight they are doing the same thing. Some of our girls start trying to launch them. Got a couple people to drop balls, so that worked. But again, we were up 6-3 in the 6th, ended up tied 6-6 in the bottom of the 7th. Our smallest girl got them to ******* drop her ball, it was glorious. Couple kickers later, they missed the catch again and small girl got home (and the two behind her but I guess they didn't count). It was fantastic because big ****** had been catching her out all night and she ******* won it for us.

So take that AGAIN mean ******! Also, one of their players screamed "MOVE!" at me as he ran through me on first - I didn't realize I had to get completely off base (it's split in half, white for the defense, orange for the runner) if they were going to go to second, I thought they just had to round the base using the orange part as I always did. He was then ******** about me at the bench, so I flipped him off. They were just all in all a really douchey team, so I'm glad we beat them again


The team we lost to in the championship is good, so I won't complain. They were nice, too.
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did you call him a ***** too? Tell me you called him a *****
 
cowgirl836 said:
but for real, when we played the first team tonight earlier in the season, they had this big ******* dude who came RIGHT up to the line every time a girl kicked. We went into the 7th tied 6-6, DH got us two runs and we ended by catching big ****** out.

So tonight they are doing the same thing. Some of our girls start trying to launch them. Got a couple people to drop balls, so that worked. But again, we were up 6-3 in the 6th, ended up tied 6-6 in the bottom of the 7th. Our smallest girl got them to ******* drop her ball, it was glorious. Couple kickers later, they missed the catch again and small girl got home (and the two behind her but I guess they didn't count). It was fantastic because big ****** had been catching her out all night and she ******* won it for us.

So take that AGAIN mean ******! Also, one of their players screamed "MOVE!" at me as he ran through me on first - I didn't realize I had to get completely off base (it's split in half, white for the defense, orange for the runner) if they were going to go to second, I thought they just had to round the base using the orange part as I always did. He was then ******** about me at the bench, so I flipped him off. They were just all in all a really douchey team, so I'm glad we beat them again


The team we lost to in the championship is good, so I won't complain. They were nice, too.
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Did you scowl as you smashed him the bird?
 
Cy$ said:
I feel this is one of those league that acts like it's the NBA Finals in every game even though it's suppose to be just for fun and meeting new people.
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most of the teams we played were nice. Like winning team. One team we played earlier were all wearing birthday hats. They were fun. This team was definitely the dickiest.
 
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