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remember men: you're responsible for both parties actions.
remember women: you're not responsible for your actions.

I thought this was the poster to a ****** romantic comedy when I first saw it.
 
I'm reviewing our contracts for our copiers and notice that the service address of one of them is 300 ALA MOANA BLVD RM C2-300-224 HONOLULU HI US 96850-0001. This machine is supposed to be in our St Paul office. I know as a fact it was there just a few days ago.

Pants - Can you figure out what this machine is doing in Honolulu as you are our connection for all things Hawaiian?
 
since I can read Reddit too, I read through the comments to actually find the facts. This poster had about 20 copies printed by a coalition group at Coastal Carolina University in 2008 and only 2008. They quickly realized there were problems with it and stopped using it. But that doesn't stop people from re-posting the hell out of it to ***** about it eight years later.

Here is their current poster:

http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2015/7/16/ccu_cares_poster.jpg

Much better wording.
 
I'm reviewing our contracts for our copiers and notice that the service address of one of them is 300 ALA MOANA BLVD RM C2-300-224 HONOLULU HI US 96850-0001. This machine is supposed to be in our St Paul office. I know as a fact it was there just a few days ago.

Pants - Can you figure out what this machine is doing in Honolulu as you are our connection for all things Hawaiian?

Well, if it's hanging out on Ala Moana Blvd., it's probably just hanging around acting like it's better than all of the other machines.
 
Ah, road rage. Yesterday I mentioned not flipping off or going racing down the street with gesturing and honk honking ***-hole on Hwy 55. Go to happy hour and meet a couple nice young alumni who just graduated. Not sure how we got on topic (lot of car talk) but one young dude mentioned how you should never get into it with crazies on the road cause you don't know who might have a gun and take a shot at you. Smart young man.

So get home and read up on the daily news and see that a four year old girl gets shot to death on interstate in New Mexico after her dad engages in a running road rage car vs pickup battle that ends up with some monster in the car shooting at him. Dumb **** should be looked at for child endangerment or worse. Sounds like he might even have been the instigator. Sure, the other guy is a murderer but dad is essentially an accomplice. If you want to engage in a **** swinging contest do it without your wife and daughter in the car and just get your own self killed.

/rant
 
Yesterday I made the comment that sometimes I just pretend I didn't see posts from my kids. And then I see something like this from one of my sons that makes me say yeah...I think I done good raising them.

Proud mama humble brag here. :)


"My daughter wanted to learn how to use a (nerf) sword, like her brother. My son wanted me to paint his nails one day, after I finished painting my daughter's nails. Boy is 9, Girl is 7, and I will not give one an opportunity that I am not willing to give the other. If I teach them to treat all people equally, then they can help me teach others."
 
Yesterday I made the comment that sometimes I just pretend I didn't see posts from my kids. And then I see something like this from one of my sons that makes me say yeah...I think I done good raising them.

Proud mama humble brag here. :)


"My daughter wanted to learn how to use a (nerf) sword, like her brother. My son wanted me to paint his nails one day, after I finished painting my daughter's nails. Boy is 9, Girl is 7, and I will not give one an opportunity that I am not willing to give the other. If I teach them to treat all people equally, then they can help me teach others."

I would be concerned if you grandson wanted to paint his finger nails black.
 
So story about how innocent I was back in the day. So I never saw a hickey until college. One time freshman year I'm eating lunch with some friends and realize one of them has a bruise on his neck, so I ask if he's ok. He says yeah and I respond with something like "Oh that's good, because you have a bruise on your neck so I was afraid you had gotten punched." He gets really red and wore a scarf the rest of the day. Yep, I couldn't tell a friend had gotten a hickey and thought he had been punched instead.

When I was in high school one of my best friends had hickey that was probably about 4 inches in diameter. We called his girlfriend at the time "the parasite" obviously not to her face.
 
When I was in high school one of my best friends had hickey that was probably about 4 inches in diameter. We called his girlfriend at the time "the parasite" obviously not to her face.
Either my friends were much better at hiding them in high school or they just didn't get them. Personally, the idea kind of weirds me out
 
Either my friends were much better at hiding them in high school or they just didn't get them. Personally, the idea kind of weirds me out

Do you ever remember a time one of your female friends having a bruise on their neck and you asked them what happened and they said curly iron?
 
Do you ever remember a time one of your female friends having a bruise on their neck and you asked them what happened and they said curly iron?


so when I was like 14-15, I had this skin tag thing on my neck. Being me, I picked at it, and pulled it off one day. Turns out, those bleed like hell. So I stuck a band-aid on. Couple days later when I took it off - it looked like I had a hickey there. Except it was kinda scab-like. Was never quite sure if it was the skin tag deciding to be weird, or some kind of irritation from the band-aid, but it looked like a giant hickey right on the front of my neck.
 
Do you ever remember a time one of your female friends having a bruise on their neck and you asked them what happened and they said curly iron?

That actually never happened, though maybe I'm just not observant enough

Innocent lil WooClone

I feel like I'm less innocent now. And I had heard of them, but just never seen one.

And CG, now this is an example of a great excuse :wink:
 
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