I'd be much more proud to tell people that you retweeted me before I'd admit that Tom Green did. I try to keep my mind open to obscure comedy, but that guy just always annoyed the hell outta me. It could have something to do with my jealousy of his relationship with Drew Barrymore, but mostly it's just him.
Welp, in the last hour, I went from having a 'free night with nothing going on' suddenly morph to stopping by Home Depot, renting a power washer, moving all the crap off my deck and power washing it tonight while I grill dinner.
I may have to lighten my deck fridge by 12 oz increments, ya know, to make it easier to move.