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What about down south?

And before Pants responds about manscaping:

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I watched the fifth episode of season 1 of Game of Thrones last night. I've been watching one each night. Since I'm five years behind the eight ball here, it would be kinda stupid for me to whine about spoilers. I know a lot of things that are going to happen but I don't know how we get to that point, so it's still pretty fresh for me. :)

Whatever character you currently like? Probably going to die. Character you don't like? Probably going to die. Character you are indifferent towards? Probably going to die. Random character introduced for seemingly no reason? You guessed it, probably going to die.

I think that about domes up GoT. Oh, and random nudity thrown in because they can't go more than 3 episodes without boobs.
 
I can vouch for this! Mine never consumed anything as healthy as whey protein, but they never needed help from beans to produce various odors. Then you add in a couple of Brittany spaniels that liked to roll in dead things...there were times when I probably should have opted for a gas mask...especially on laundry days during the football 2 a day summer sweatfests!

The sweat, ugh I am familiar with that especially in the August two a days. Then when they fish or camp, everything that comes home is smelly too. Before the oldest two left for college, I did laundry every day. Now it is every other day. And they seem to go through about three changes of clothes at a minimum daily.

On a random note, some old guy (meaning at least mid seventies) just about knocked me down in Jordan Creek. We were walking opposite directions by that Pink store and he was staring at the poster in the window with the underwear sort of minimally covering the models arses and he veered right into me.:rolleyes:
 
On another forum somewhere, some old guy is posting: Was at Jordan creek today, walking by that Pink store. Man, those skivvies these younguns wear these days, huh? And just flyin' 'em right out there for everyone to see, right in the middle of the mall. So, I'm takin' a little peek, you know, just a little one, and I got the viagra in the pocket, just in case, my age...a guy's gotta be ready to take advantage, should the opportunity arise. And the timing...this fine lookin' younger gal comes walkin up the aisle...not one of these teenyboppers, old enough I might have a shot, but young enough to interest me, if you know what I mean. I see that she sees me, but I gotta sell it, you know? So I decide I'm gonna pretend not to see her, run into her, see if I can turn this into something.

Well, she was younger and more spry than I thought, she moved outta the way at the last minute, and I'm still alone tonight.
 
On another forum somewhere, some old guy is posting: Was at Jordan creek today, walking by that Pink store. Man, those skivvies these younguns wear these days, huh? And just flyin' 'em right out there for everyone to see, right in the middle of the mall. So, I'm takin' a little peek, you know, just a little one, and I got the viagra in the pocket, just in case, my age...a guy's gotta be ready to take advantage, should the opportunity arise. And the timing...this fine lookin' younger gal comes walkin up the aisle...not one of these teenyboppers, old enough I might have a shot, but young enough to interest me, if you know what I mean. I see that she sees me, but I gotta sell it, you know? So I decide I'm gonna pretend not to see her, run into her, see if I can turn this into something.

Well, she was younger and more spry than I thought, she moved outta the way at the last minute, and I'm still alone tonight.

Sneak peek at WDSM in 50 years.
 
I have decided I am going to consider this summer the Summer of Rhone Rosé. Mainly because I plan to drink lots of rosé because drinking is not weather dependent. Decided to be positive and not go with the Summer of Rainy Cloudy Poopie Weather or The Mosquito Summer in spite of swatting six mosquitoes in less than a minute while reassembling my shopvac on the porch.
 
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