Once a Hawkeye...

[carvers4math]

. . . always a turd. (Tavern Hok)

. . . now back to "Chicago." (actual student)

 

[IdahoCyclone]

…Always a felon?

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

I'll take it a different direction.

Once a Hawkeye... reshingled my house
Once a Hawkeye... delivered me a pizza


I will say the "Not even once" idea would be great if we could find the worst picture of a true Hawkeye fan.

I'd buy that shirt.

 

[urb1]

... graduated from Iowa.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

... graduated from Iowa.

who? UI graduates are like the statewide version of where's waldo.

 

[NATEizKING]

You can be saved

 

[JBone84]

. . . now back to "Chicago." (actual student)

My favorite so far.

 

[jdoggivjc]

...friend of therapists.

 

[jdoggivjc]

... graduated from Iowa.

That guy took the ice recipe with him. They can no longer make ice in Iowa City.

 

[IlliniCy]

contracted Rhabdo.
Then another,
then another,
then another,
then another,
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[pourcyne]

Once a Hawkeye, but then, just like ham, I was cured.

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[brother bob]

always a homer.

 

[CyberJJJ]

I've seen a few shirts lately that say "Once a Hawkeye..." on them and it always gets me thinking about how I would finish that sentence. What say you, CF? How should this sentence end?

"...got my order right at McDonalds."

"...was nicknamed The Nut Grabber in the NBA."

"...was trying to guard LaFester when he hung 54 on him."

 

[CYlent Bob]

...a plumber and a Navajo medicine man walked into a bar. The Navajo asked the bartender......


Damn. I got the setup, but the payoff is eluding me.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

Once a hawkeye, herpes forever