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***Official Friday Confessions***

I've grown a magnificent mustache for the bachelor party I am attending this weekend. That is not my confession. My confession is that I am afraid that Chris Hanson will show up at this party and bust all of us as suspected pedophiles. I mean seriously, how can a group of mustached men be up to anything legal?

I also confess that I feel somewhat proud of my mustache. Most people think of my brother as the macho sibling since he played college football...McLovin can grow a better stache than he. My mustache is full and is beginning to soften instead of prickle. It also looks gloriously suspicious.
 
I confess that Somebody That I Used To Know is getting on my nerves and I don't really care for it anymore. Ellen just reminded me that and no, I didn't watch the video.
 
Cybyassociation said:
I've grown a magnificent mustache for the bachelor party I am attending this weekend. That is not my confession. My confession is that I am afraid that Chris Hanson will show up at this party and bust all of us as suspected pedophiles. I mean seriously, how can a group of mustached men be up to anything legal?

I also confess that I feel somewhat proud of my mustache. Most people think of my brother as the macho sibling since he played college football...McLovin can grow a better stache than he. My mustache is full and is beginning to soften instead of prickle. It also looks gloriously suspicious.
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I would like to confess that if I try to grow facial hair it grows in the areas that Joe Dirts did. Also it is sparse, and not very thick. I look like a mexican because of where the stache stops growing.
 
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Hawkeye11en1 said:
Nope. This is way better and even more catchy.

Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra) - official video - YouTube
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This one actually has some texture and musical sophistication. Unlike that bublle gum pop crap. Seriously, her name is Carly Rae Jepsen.
Unfortunately, they are playing Gotye a bit too much now.



BTW, did anyone see the youtube video of the little girl jamming out to this Gotye song? Hillarious. I don't have access to youtube at work but if someone can find it and post it, they will be repped.
 
In the total opposite direction of the bachelor party (marriage) discussion, I confess that I am 99% sure that my wife is having an affair. At this point, I think it is only an emotional affair and that she isn't sleeping with him (yet).

I haven't decided whether I will confront her about it, confront him about it, or whether I will just get out of Dodge.

My apologies for bringing the FriCon thread down...
 
cyhiphopp said:
This one actually has some texture and musical sophistication. Unlike that bublle gum pop crap. Seriously, her name is Carly Rae Jepsen.
Unfortunately, they are playing Gotye a bit too much now.



BTW, did anyone see the youtube video of the little girl jamming out to this Gotye song? Hillarious. I don't have access to youtube at work but if someone can find it and post it, they will be repped.
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I don't listen to the radio so I just heard the song the other day. I really like it.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYM5JleLQmg]somebody that i used to know by little girl - YouTube[/ame]
 
2ndCyCE said:
In the total opposite direction of the bachelor party (marriage) discussion, I confess that I am 99% sure that my wife is having an affair. At this point, I think it is only an emotional affair and that she isn't sleeping with him (yet).

I haven't decided whether I will confront her about it, confront him about it, or whether I will just get out of Dodge.

My apologies for bringing the FriCon thread down...
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This explains your post the other day...best of luck.
 
Update from last week on the new lady at work. Yesterday her friend died in a motorcycle accident (whoda guessed) and she is explaining to this other lady how he never got that drunk and rode he prob only had about 10 beers. This other lady just had a wtf look on her face. She then went on to say i just loved his ***** but didnt use that word. Later she xplained she only dates guys in there 20's. Shes 40 looks 50, were all like ok. And then she was explaining how shes going downtown this wkend to find dudes and back in the day she went down there and her husband beat the crap outta her. Last night she musta got a spray tan cause she looks like an orange. Oh and she smells like hairspray
 
2ndCyCE said:
In the total opposite direction of the bachelor party (marriage) discussion, I confess that I am 99% sure that my wife is having an affair. At this point, I think it is only an emotional affair and that she isn't sleeping with him (yet).

I haven't decided whether I will confront her about it, confront him about it, or whether I will just get out of Dodge.

My apologies for bringing the FriCon thread down...
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Sucks but inquiring minds...how do you know? What's the background?
 
I confess that I am getting old. The episode (I think of this past season) of South Park where the boys are listening to Tween-wave and everything sounds like crap to Stan. Freakin' great episode. When he crashes through the window drunk with an uzi and shoots around randomly until he vomits. LOL everytime I see that.

Anyways, earlier the parents play a song by the Police and all the boys say it sounds like ****. I hear this Gotye song & to me it sounds a lot like Sting is singing the vocals. I play a song by the police for my teenage daughter, and she wrinkles her nose saying, ew, no way.

A second confession I have is I cannot stand when high schoolers & younger speak and use the word 'like' all the time. I will correct my daughter everytime she starts speaking and just one 'like' is thrown in there where it shouldn't be. Couple months ago, she had friends over and they were talking amongst each other as I was in a different room. I heard the 'like'-thing several times, so I proceeded into the room and interrupted them to instruct them not to use that word 'like' so often when they speak as it makes them appear to be unintelligent dumb-*****. Don't know if they are fans anymore, not that they were much before. Lived through the valley-girl schtick while I was a teen, maybe that is why I harbor such strong feelings on this. Who knows
 
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Confession - When I was in high school I had an inexplicable celebrity crush on Shirley Manson. What's really odd is that even though you would think that would be an ominous sign of the kind of women I would date later in life, I never once got involved with any psychos.
 
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2ndCyCE said:
In the total opposite direction of the bachelor party (marriage) discussion, I confess that I am 99% sure that my wife is having an affair. At this point, I think it is only an emotional affair and that she isn't sleeping with him (yet).

I haven't decided whether I will confront her about it, confront him about it, or whether I will just get out of Dodge.

My apologies for bringing the FriCon thread down...
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Sorry to hear it man. That really sucks.

Personally, I think it might be best to confront her and just get it over with. It wont be easy but it's better than wondering. I've had a girl cheat on me before and she decided to throw it in my face to make me feel bad later on.

Any way you go, just remember this. Take care of yourself. Don't let any of this BS mess you up more than it has to. It sucks, but it's her fault and not yours. Don't let it ruin your life.

I let that ***** who cheated on me affect me for over a year. I was depressed and emotionally distant even when I had new girlfriends. It helped me to realize that the person that I was in love with was a lie. Then I realized that I was better off without her and I could move on.
I am now in a very healthy marriage and a much happier person.
 
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^^on that note

I confess that I found the girl in The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo extremely sexy towards the end. Very weird.
 
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