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cyinthesky said:
What in the world is up with these women??? Many are the most incredible Slovic Goddesses I have ever seen!!! I've gone to the web-sites, spent $1000's and I've learned an aweful lot about the Country, their heritage, the 20:1 ratio of women to men in that Country (which explains the Mail Order Bride thing).

Has anybody ever had any success in any type of relationship with any of these girls? (Outside the language barrier) It really puzzles me how genuine the ladies are. I've learned how to spot frauds, and obtain passports for your lady (and child) if they have any. But the thing that puzzles me most is how in the heck do these women go from looking like a Supermodel in her 20's, to Madeleine Albright all in about 10 years! ((Personally, I wish there was a-way-around the "paying to e-mail them" thing)) I have met a ton of those girls on-line, and many are my on-line friends, but I can't afford to keep up correspondance. Oh and is it ever addictive! Just asking if anyone has any experience with them and their thoughts. Thanks.
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Wait, what? This is a uh joke right? haha.
 
Totally worth the $8,000 just to show the girl off to your friends and pray for snoo-snoo. Even better telling them how you got her. And you can talk bad about her right to her face and your friends will love it because they won't know she doesn't understand what you're saying.

Still up in the air.
 
Knew a guy who went the phillipines sp? Route with a mail order. She was nasty. I think he went cheap. If you are going to mail order at least get an attractive one.

Maybe you can get a prenup if you get them away from their lawyer.
 
Seriously though, if you're gonna marry one, get a hot one that's an english "beginner". No lose situation.
 
longtimeclone said:
From my research the key to a successful mail order bride marriage is control. Here are things that you should not let a mail order bride do:

1)Jump on or off furniture - constant jumping for a mail order bride can damage their undeveloped joints.
2)Chew a shoe that you don't care about – Mail order brides can't differentiate between an old shoe and a new shoe.
3)Pull on leash - If you let your mail order bride pull on a lead, you're teaching her that pulling gets what she wants.
4) Go ahead of you through doors - Letting your mail order bride run out of any door ahead of you is dangerous, you never know who or what will be on the other side, it could be a aggressive dog that would attack your mail order bride and now you have a bride that is fear aggressive at other dogs.
5)Chase other animals, such as men, cats, squirrels, birds etc. - It's cute and funny when they're young because they can't catch them, but when she is older it becomes prey and sometimes obsessions.
6)Touch her teeth to human flesh unless it is your own- if a bride never touches her teeth to human flesh she will never learn from it. If you let your bride chew on your hand she learns that it's 'okay' to chew/bite other people and that may be a small child or baby.
7)Thrust against a person or object unless it is yourself- This is usually just excitement especially as the mail order bride is coming into sexual maturity, but you want to show your mail order bride that she is not allowed to thrust against objects or other people.
8)Eat then exercise right away - After you feed your mail order bride wait 45 mins before any strenuous exercising and after any exercising wait 30-45 mins before feeding. This will help the muscles calm down and work at their proper pace. If you feed too soon before or after the bowels move very quickly and can cause diarrhea and twisted stomachs for you bride.
9)Eat her feces or other dog's feces - For mail order brides, this is quite normal, they explore with their mouths and feces happens to be on the ground everywhere. After 6 months old it should stop only if you have been consistent with not allowing it (using your + interrupter), if it continues into adult hood you should check with your vet for pica or an underlining medical problem.
10)Barking that lasts longer than 10 seconds - Barking is NORMAL for a mail order bride to do, quite like us speaking, but excessive barking is a whole other story. The main culprit for brides excessive barking is attention getting. At some point, they will learn that when she barks, she gets what she wanted. Whether this be attention, food, potty break or whatever. The best way to stop the barking is not to make it reinforcing. If your bride is barking at you to play or get attention, ignore her and wait until she STOPS barking for a moment then give attention.
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BCClone said:
Knew a guy who went the phillipines sp? Route with a mail order. She was nasty. I think he went cheap. lawyer.
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After college I worked a temp job at a printing company, and worked beside two Phillipino women (35-ish) Very nice and personable. Hard working. I found out they came to Iowa by advertising for a husband

"Love" and "Marriage" are separate concepts over there. These ladies were in the states for a few years to get naturalized, period.

I found out one of the girl's husband was some retired American newspaper guy living in the Phillipines He must of been a leftover from the military base over there. So one day this old white-haired dude about 65 years old strolls in to our company wearing one of those baby blue-colored old man's hat (Think: Mclean Stevensen's fishing hat in MASH). Someone who looked like a guy retired in Florida frequented earlybird breakfast specials at Shoneys. It was her husband, and she was embarassed as h#ll
 
I admit I'm not reading all the previous pages even though I can't sleep due to a toothache that just won't stop. Hello root canal number two, nice to meet cha ...

The guy who had my job before me (he was fired) had a Russian mail order bride. She even came with a son. When I was hired I was given his computer. We were behind in various required reports required by federal funding so I found myself crawling through all his folders and Internet history trying to find the necessary info for the reports. Aye, he spent a significant amount on those websites, apparently shopping for a new one. Also, lots of saved info on how to divorce someone and possible ensuing green card issues. He saved all ths stuff in at appeared to be a completely random fashion, in file folders that you'd think we're going to be something totally different.

Wow, those first couple of weeks on the job were bizarre!
 
If the OP's issue is legitimate, I'd say no to whole thing...the Russian/Eastern Euro mail-order bride scheme is a monetary and legal quicksand....do not do it...the scene is rife with opportunism and cynicism....don't let the optics overrule the reality...
 
Gentlemen, be very wary of this type of thing. Our company employs about 35 Ukranians who are mostly in their 20s so I reached out to the key manager about your post and here's his reply:

Andrew - Personal omitted
3:58 AM (1 hour ago)

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HI Marlin,

I think in most cases it is just scam and there are very few "real" woman involved. The main purpose of such "businesses" is to rob you. There is no 20:1 ration of woman to men, it is a lie.
I think there is a chance to meet a nice girl/woman online but just don't use these "businesses". Facebook or vk.com (especially the latter) are good places to meet a nice girl online *for free*.
Also, younger ladies (in their 20s) tend to know English better.
 
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marlincone said:
Gentlemen, be very wary of this type of thing. Our company employs about 35 Ukranians who are mostly in their 20s so I reached out to the key manager about your post and here's his reply:

Andrew - Personal omitted
3:58 AM (1 hour ago)

to me
HI Marlin,

I think in most cases it is just scam and there are very few "real" woman involved. The main purpose of such "businesses" is to rob you. There is no 20:1 ration of woman to men, it is a lie.
I think there is a chance to meet a nice girl/woman online but just don't use these "businesses". Facebook or vk.com (especially the latter) are good places to meet a nice girl online *for free*.
Also, younger ladies (in their 20s) tend to know English better.
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So you are saying that there is not an abundance of 20 year old hot Ukrainian Slovenian women that cant find a man and are desperate to get hitched up like the op said?

Then what am I going to get with my order? I even paid an extra 100 bucks to guarantee she arrives in three days instead of the usual 3-4 weeks with parcel post. They charged me another $50 to poke air holes in the box. I thought that was a good decision.
 
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BCClone said:
So you are saying that there is not an abundance of 20 year old hot Ukrainian Slovenian women that cant find a man and are desperate to get hitched up like the op said?

Then what am I going to get with my order? I even paid an extra 100 bucks to guarantee she arrives in three days instead of the usual 3-4 weeks with parcel post. They charged me another $50 to poke air holes in the box. I thought that was a good decision.
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Hush now, he's just jealous. Your decision was fine, make sure to let us know when she arrives!
 
marlincone said:
Gentlemen, be very wary of this type of thing. Our company employs about 35 Ukranians who are mostly in their 20s so I reached out to the key manager about your post and here's his reply:

Andrew - Personal omitted
3:58 AM (1 hour ago)

to me
HI Marlin,

I think in most cases it is just scam and there are very few "real" woman involved. The main purpose of such "businesses" is to rob you. There is no 20:1 ration of woman to men, it is a lie.
I think there is a chance to meet a nice girl/woman online but just don't use these "businesses". Facebook or vk.com (especially the latter) are good places to meet a nice girl online *for free*.
Also, younger ladies (in their 20s) tend to know English better.
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Wait a minute. Are you telling me I just booked a flight to the Ukraine for nothing ?
 
BCClone said:
So you are saying that there is not an abundance of 20 year old hot Ukrainian Slovenian women that cant find a man and are desperate to get hitched up like the op said?

Then what am I going to get with my order? I even paid an extra 100 bucks to guarantee she arrives in three days instead of the usual 3-4 weeks with parcel post. They charged me another $50 to poke air holes in the box. I thought that was a good decision.
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If you get one from Hungary you don't need to poke holes in the box. Think famous Hungarian Harry Houdini.
 
So if there are few "real" women involved. Are they mailing out blow up dolls? Then what's the difference between a Ukrainian blowup doll and an American one?
 
marlincone said:
Gentlemen, be very wary of this type of thing. Our company employs about 35 Ukranians who are mostly in their 20s so I reached out to the key manager about your post and here's his reply:

Andrew - Personal omitted
3:58 AM (1 hour ago)

to me
HI Marlin,

I think in most cases it is just scam and there are very few "real" woman involved. The main purpose of such "businesses" is to rob you. There is no 20:1 ration of woman to men, it is a lie.
I think there is a chance to meet a nice girl/woman online but just don't use these "businesses". Facebook or vk.com (especially the latter) are good places to meet a nice girl online *for free*.
Also, younger ladies (in their 20s) tend to know English better.
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Wait so you are telling me that most of these are scams but your place of work has a bunch of Ukranians in there 20s. I figure there are probably a few females in there but the element of not paying any airfare costs has intrigued me. What is the name of you website where I can meet/view these women from your company?

Also if this is a trick to try and stop/slow me from ordering Ukrainian brides that you desire, you have bought yourself some time.
 
Cyclones_R_GR8 said:
Wait a minute. Are you telling me I just booked a flight to the Ukraine for nothing ?
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No, you're good. Even if the ratio were reversed, you are a by-God 'Merican. And that's enough.

I recommend dressing like an American. Leave nothing to chance. Maybe a Jeter jersey, an Uncle Sam costume, or anything that Toby Keith would wear. They'll be like flies to honey, man.
 
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