So, I’m a petty man with an innate drive to troll.
Though rare, on occasion I encounter a tigerhawk adorned person here (SF Bay Area).
They make for great practice. Using this very true stereotype I will engage, typically opening with a variation on I think I know that logo.
From there I claim to be more of a “pro sports” fan and my opening salvo is Oh yeah, Jeff Hornacek!
My preference is to throw in a couple more basketball players before pulling out the Oh, is Iowa more of a football school?
I’ve not had occasion in the post-Purdy world, so my opener there has traditionally been Seneca Wallace.
My goal has always been to make it to Kurt Warner as the ultimate punchline, but the two times I had sufficient setup I got greedy and lost them on Ellis Hobbs.