Tang gonna Tang

[OrangeCarrot]

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"I've been eyeing this couch for quite awhile"

Getting quite the JD Vance vibes from that dude...

That’s not a couch, that’s a loveseat.

 

[qwerty]

New interim coach is Tang 2 when it comes to press conference speak

 

[OrangeCarrot]

Here’s (Coleman Hawkins?) talking about preparing for Houston last season.

 

[Die4Cy]

Here’s (Coleman Hawkins?) talking about preparing for Houston last season.

LeeeeeeeeeeROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY Jenkins!

 

[Kinch]

Be awesome if this went to trial.

 

[Kinch]

Here’s (Coleman Hawkins?) talking about preparing for Houston last season.

So in other words, if Tang was captain of the first flight to mars, they won’t make it back.

 

[PantherCyclone]

This didn't age well..

Did I just hear that his dream is to get a big contract, **** the bed shortly there after, and ride off into the sunset with his buyout money? Seems like he is executing that plan. I wonder if it could be argued that he negotiated in bad faith because he always just wanted to get a bag for not working...

 

[Goclones1727]

 

[Trudie]

New interim coach is Tang 2 when it comes to press conference speak

Vomit.

 

[Cyched]

Hire Fran you cowards

 

[NetflixAndClone]

 

[Drew0311]

Oh please do this. Just do it. Im begging you to do it.

 

[intrepid27]

Stop teasing me!!!!!!!!!

 

[flycy]

Hire Fran you cowards

10-year contract, heck, make it 20.

 

[Cyched]

10-year contract, heck, make it 20.

Fran got 15 years to clean up Lick’s mess. Needs at least that much to follow Tang.

 

[FerShizzle]

Be careful what you wish for. That much derp and that derpy fanbase may spawn a super derp that would derp us all.

 

[Sigmapolis]

Derpzilla?

 

[David Freshman1982]

Oh please do this. Just do it. Im begging you to do it.

Who needs Viagra? This news would easily do the trick. Hire him!

 

[bluestarcyclone]

Derpzilla?

Derptron

 

[FerShizzle]

Derpenstein.