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I ran track in school. I'm not a runner by any means, but I did it anyway. The school was on the edge of town, and the coach used to have us run the section, not every practice, but usually a couple times a week. It wasn't quite 4 miles, but it was close enough. I usually lagged towards the back. One time, when entering mile two of the section, I noticed a garbage bag in the grass, partway down the ditch. It was April, and the subject of Earth Day was being discussed in class, so I did the responsible thing, and retrieved the bag. It wasn't too heavy, maybe 10-15 lbs, so I slung it over my shoulder, and started up running again, with the intent to throw it in the trash when I got back to the school. Soon, the few runners who had been behind me, caught up and passed me, and asked what I was hauling. "Not sure" I said, as they ran ahead of me. But before long I was at the very back of the pack, making my way around the section.
Everyone else had finished by the time I made it back to the school, but a crowd had gathered as word of Janny and his mystery garbage bag had made its way through everyone, and people were curious.
It hadn't even occurred to me to think that there might be something interesting in the bag. I just figured it was garbage. But upon finishing the run, I heard a chorus of calls to "Open it!" and "See what's inside!"
The crowd loomed above me as I tore open the bag. Dozens of pairs of eyes peered closely, trying to get a glimpse of what was inside....
Dead skunk.
Everyone recoiled in disgust.
"NASTY!!!"
"Gross!!!"
"What the ****, Janny?"
The coach told me to tell the custodian, and he threw the bag in the trash, and that was the end of it.
Or so we thought....
The next day, the other custodian burned the trash, and the entire school smelled like skunk. The elementary school teachers thought there was a skunk around, so they didn't let the kids go outside for recess all day.
I got a lot of flak for that one. Not just from other students either. There were teachers that would give me grief over it.
Everyone else had finished by the time I made it back to the school, but a crowd had gathered as word of Janny and his mystery garbage bag had made its way through everyone, and people were curious.
It hadn't even occurred to me to think that there might be something interesting in the bag. I just figured it was garbage. But upon finishing the run, I heard a chorus of calls to "Open it!" and "See what's inside!"
The crowd loomed above me as I tore open the bag. Dozens of pairs of eyes peered closely, trying to get a glimpse of what was inside....
Dead skunk.
Everyone recoiled in disgust.
"NASTY!!!"
"Gross!!!"
"What the ****, Janny?"
The coach told me to tell the custodian, and he threw the bag in the trash, and that was the end of it.
Or so we thought....
The next day, the other custodian burned the trash, and the entire school smelled like skunk. The elementary school teachers thought there was a skunk around, so they didn't let the kids go outside for recess all day.
I got a lot of flak for that one. Not just from other students either. There were teachers that would give me grief over it.