When You’re Really Desperate

[Jer]

I guess you find the closest object, even if it’s a rusty, 8 inch long bomb from WWI. I mean really, who hasn’t?

I sure hope we don’t have to start getting cavity searches at airports now.

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

 

[Gunnerclone]

Blew that azz up!

 

[20eyes]

Rectum???

Damn near killed 'em!

 

[NorthCyd]

I've heard of blowin up the sh!tter, but this takes it to a whole new level.

 

[BCClone]

One time as an emt, the local hospital had two ambulance calls to transport. I was on the first rig to show so I got to choose. I took the elderly patient with a little heart issue but generally stable. The other rig had got to take the dude that shoved a bratwurst up his arse.

 

[ISpyCy]

Yes, it fit.

 

[CloneFanInKC]

One time as an emt, the local hospital had two ambulance calls to transport. I was on the first rig to show so I got to choose. I took the elderly patient with a little heart issue but generally stable. The other rig had got to take the dude that shoved a bratwurst up his arse.

Sounds like a helluva party….

 

[KnappShack]

 

[FriendlySpartan]

On behalf of ED staff everywhere, we all know you didn’t fall on it, just save everyone the time and be honest

 

[gocy444]

Let he who hasn’t shoved an 8-inch explosive up their anus cast the first stone.

 

[JP4CY]

 

[MLawrence]

One time as an emt, the local hospital had two ambulance calls to transport. I was on the first rig to show so I got to choose. I took the elderly patient with a little heart issue but generally stable. The other rig had got to take the dude that shoved a bratwurst up his arse.

Sounds like a helluva party….

It wasn’t the wurst.

 

[MeanDean]

Let he who hasn’t shoved an 8-inch explosive up their anus cast the first stone.

Hand me a stone. Well he said it was 8" but looked more like 4. It may have exploded, I passed out.

 

[cowboycurtis]

I've heard of blowin up the sh!tter, but this takes it to a whole new level.

 

[pourcyne]

Did he get it at Target?

MTG Roasted After Ranting About How Many Stores Now Carry Butt Plugs And Dildos

How would she know?

www.comicsands.com

 

[CyclonesRock]

On behalf of ED staff everywhere, we all know you didn’t fall on it, just save everyone the time and be honest

Erectile Dysfunction Staff?

 

[CycloneDaddy]

Not going to poop right for a week.

 

[FallOf81]

Not going to poop right for a week.

Not his first rodeo. He'll be back in action in no time.

 

[Mr Janny]

And here I've been using Civil War era cannon balls, like a schmuck!!! I need to take a page from this guy and start getting my kicks from a 20th century conflict!

 

[FriendlySpartan]

Erectile Dysfunction Staff?

Hahaha, emergency department