Are we watching high quality football? No. Would we rather watch high quality football? Yeah. But instead the only thing on TV is Sharknado.
Is something stupid going to happen? Yep. Sharknado is pretty stupid. Wait for it and acknowledge it's going to happen. It's a movie about sharks flying around in a tornado after all, that's pretty stupid. Iowa State football is also pretty stupid. We've seen the absolute dumbest of the dumb **** occur in general here but especially this season. WTF interceptions, missed extra points, 3 injured kickers, back up QBs going nuts on us, players stepping on live punts for no reason. That's the football version of a tornado throwing a great white shark directly on top of you. Wait for it, laugh at it. Sure, it's not a masterclass movie like we want to be watching. But we're Sharknado is our only option this season, so just watch and laugh because that's the only thing we can do. Maybe we'll get a good ending out of the stupid. Sometimes that happens. Maybe we get a bad finish because the movie is stupid, so there's probably a stupid ending too. IDK. It's Sharknado after all.
Is something stupid going to happen? Yep. Sharknado is pretty stupid. Wait for it and acknowledge it's going to happen. It's a movie about sharks flying around in a tornado after all, that's pretty stupid. Iowa State football is also pretty stupid. We've seen the absolute dumbest of the dumb **** occur in general here but especially this season. WTF interceptions, missed extra points, 3 injured kickers, back up QBs going nuts on us, players stepping on live punts for no reason. That's the football version of a tornado throwing a great white shark directly on top of you. Wait for it, laugh at it. Sure, it's not a masterclass movie like we want to be watching. But we're Sharknado is our only option this season, so just watch and laugh because that's the only thing we can do. Maybe we'll get a good ending out of the stupid. Sometimes that happens. Maybe we get a bad finish because the movie is stupid, so there's probably a stupid ending too. IDK. It's Sharknado after all.
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