Vasectomy

[FriendlySpartan]

Post op report from the comfort of my couch watching march madness:

Highly recommend the doc I had. Dm me if you are in DM area for details if you need snipped.

No knife, no needle, no joke.

ZERO pain. Blood draw hurts worse.

@FriendlySpartan no cancer mentioned. Just a decent sized spermatocele. As an aside, he mentioned I have an abnormally large scrotum. As my resident CF doc I thought you should be aware.

Would have preferred something else being abnormally large, but I'll take what I can get.

That is a very odd observation to make by your urologist lol but probably in reference to the spermatocele

 

[Proton]

Post op report from the comfort of my couch watching march madness:

Highly recommend the doc I had. Dm me if you are in DM area for details if you need snipped.

No knife, no needle, no joke.

ZERO pain. Blood draw hurts worse.

@FriendlySpartan no cancer mentioned. Just a decent sized spermatocele. As an aside, he mentioned I have an abnormally large scrotum. As my resident CF doc I thought you should be aware.

Would have preferred something else being abnormally large, but I'll take what I can get.

Did he tell you about the abnormal size by making that hands holding giant balls gesture?

 

[FriendlySpartan]

Did he tell you about the abnormal size by making that hands holding giant balls gesture?

Didnt say he had large balls, said he had a large sack lol

 

[06_CY]

Sounds like someone went to the John Neal school of sack stretching.

 

[Proton]

Didnt say he had large balls, said he had a large sack lol

Fair point. Maybe room for an extra or two.

 

[JustAnotherTimeline]

Fair point. Maybe room for an extra or two.

Didnt say he had large balls, said he had a large sack lol

Yeah, just a big sac!!! I told my wife. I'm not sure she was impressed.

@FriendlySpartan was definitely referencing the sac. Wanted to make sure I had well fitting compression underwear due to the sag.

 

[Dopey]

Post op report from the comfort of my couch watching march madness:

Highly recommend the doc I had. Dm me if you are in DM area for details if you need snipped.

No knife, no needle, no joke.

ZERO pain. Blood draw hurts worse.

@FriendlySpartan no cancer mentioned. Just a decent sized spermatocele. As an aside, he mentioned I have an abnormally large scrotum. As my resident CF doc I thought you should be aware.

Would have preferred something else being abnormally large, but I'll take what I can get.

Don’t get cocky with the illusion of no pain.

 

[FriendlySpartan]

Yeah, just a big sac!!! I told my wife. I'm not sure she was impressed.

@FriendlySpartan was definitely referencing the sac. Wanted to make sure I had well fitting compression underwear due to the sag.

Yeah I’m aware of the reasoning just kinda surprised he vocalized it to you lol. That’s the kind of thing we joke about after the patient is discharged

 

[JustAnotherTimeline]

Don’t get cocky with the illusion of no pain.

Well, pain is just a personal perception. I didn't feel any. So, as far as I am concerned, there was none.

 

[JustAnotherTimeline]

Yeah I’m aware of the reasoning just kinda surprised he vocalized it to you lol. That’s the kind of thing we joke about after the patient is discharged

Man. At one point in my life I was pretty tight with two ER docs. No comedian compares to the real life of an ER doc.

I am jealous of your friends.

 

[FallOf81]

Yeah I’m aware of the reasoning just kinda surprised he vocalized it to you lol. That’s the kind of thing we joke about after the patient is discharged

Speaking of post discharge. My sister was an ER nurse in Seattle in the 90s. After removing a foot long plus dildo from a male patient it was sanitized and taken to various ER parties for quite awhile. Centerpiece in the food area. Disappeared after one party. They figured the guilty party was one nurse who was always smiling and relaxed.

 

[FriendlySpartan]

Speaking of post discharge. My sister was an ER nurse in Seattle in the 90s. After removing a foot long plus dildo from a male patient it was sanitized and taken to various ER parties for quite awhile. Centerpiece in the food area. Disappeared after one party. They figured the guilty party was one nurse who was always smiling and relaxed.

That story 100% tracks

 

[SayMyName]

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Yeah, just a big sac!!! I told my wife. I'm not sure she was impressed.

She probably already knew that.