One of my best friends, who worked in DSM news media for 40 years said, "There's 30 minutes of news tonight, whether anything happened or not.""When I was a boy the news was half an hour. A guy would come on, wear a tie, and give you 30 minutes. That was the whole news. Now they have entire channels—24 hours of constant, nonstop news. Turns out, back in the old days… they had it about right."
- Norm MacDonald