Random Thoughts X (The 9th Regeneration)

[jcyclonee]

Props to your daughter for her volunteer work and recognition.

The last sentence kept me from giving your post a "winner" rating.

I JUST WANT THE FREE FOOD FROM THE PRESTIGIOUS GOLF CLUB!

 

[wxman1]

This is for the 3 people here who care about ISU softball. Last year the entire team had 13 stolen bases. Wow, that is awful. This year they currently have 70. One gal alone has 17. The girls are still struggling, lost their Big 12 home opening series to TT and now have to travel to ranked OU.

Fun fact...the OU softball strength and conditioning coach went to ISU for under grad and grad school. Nice guy who I believe was also hired as a body guard when "The Situation" or whatever his name was from Jersey Shore came to town.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Two guys in my office, one's in his upper 50s and one in his mid 60s, just started arguing like a couple toddlers fighting over a toy.

I'm off tomorrow and am now strongly considering leaving early today.

 

[BCClone]

Because she's been volunteering at a hospital, my teenager has been invited to attend a recognition event at a prestigious local golf club with free food. She's probably not going to attend. If I put on a wig, can I pass as a 15 year old girl?

Is there a free bar? If so:

If you show up late enough, maybe.

 

[CloneLawman]

I believe Pants may have graduated out of their probable demographic sweet spot. Just sayin.'

Plus, I think he's saving himself for Angie.

 

[BCClone]

Plus, I think he's saving himself for Angie.

I have a feeling that Pants wouldn't be able to handle Angie. I think he'd run away crying.

 

[CloneLawman]

I have a feeling that Pants wouldn't be able to handle Angie. I think he'd run away crying.

I was commenting about Pants, not about Angie.

 

[BCClone]

I was commenting about Pants, not about Angie.

Just trying to give pants some reality.

 

[jcyclonee]

Is there a free bar? If so:

If you show up late enough, maybe.

Laughing at this even though I know I shouldn't .

 

[WIBadger]

Random observation from the last 24 hours. The hostess/manager gal at Wild Wings and the Audi rental service gal have to be two of the most attractive and pleasant 20-somethings in the Twin Cities. Right now I'd rank them #1 and #2. If I was any kind of a decent alumni grandpa wingman I'd figure out how to introduce them to our young single dudes here.

Well crap, too bad I'm not at the University of Minnesota haha

 

[BoxsterCy]

Well crap, too bad I'm not at the University of Minnesota haha

I think you are more of a William Mitchell lawschool type. That would at least get you in the metro. Just did a look and see they merged with Hamline to make the Mitchell Hamline School of Law a couple years ago.

 

[WIBadger]

I think you are more of a William Mitchell lawschool type. That would at least get you in the metro. Just did a look and see they merged with Hamline to make the Mitchell Hamline School of Law a couple years ago.

Yeah, but I've lived the small college life. I wanted to experience the large college atmosphere and that was one reason I applied to some larger universities

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I'm not sure why but the Red Cross has awards for donors and they say I will get an award. I think it's just a ploy to get me in the door to take more of my blood.

 

[BCClone]

I'm not sure why but the Red Cross has awards for donors and they say I will get an award. I think it's just a ploy to get me in the door to take more of my blood.
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They have those if you hit certain levels of donating. Usually gallons.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I'm not sure why but the Red Cross has awards for donors and they say I will get an award. I think it's just a ploy to get me in the door to take more of my blood.
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[jcyclonee]

I think you are more of a William Mitchell lawschool type. That would at least get you in the metro. Just did a look and see they merged with Hamline to make the Mitchell Hamline School of Law a couple years ago.

One of my friends married a girl who went to William Mitchell so I used to hang around those law students quite a bit. Lots of cute law school girls there.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

They have those if you hit certain levels of donating. Usually gallons.

I'm eligible to donate again in the middle of April so I figured I might as well just make an appointment to I can give and get my award.

 

[BoxsterCy]

One of my friends married a girl who went to William Mitchell so I used to hang around those law students quite a bit. Lots of cute law school girls there.

Dated a demonic succubus who was a student there. She never attained CWW status because that is a designation of endearment and appreciation and not for the soulless.

 

[jcyclonee]

Dated a demonic succubus who was a student there. She never attained CWW status because that is a designation of endearment and appreciation and not for the soulless.

So what you're saying is that she was well-prepared to become a lawyer.

 

[WIBadger]

So what you're saying is that she was well-prepared to become a lawyer.

nah, lawyers need to be able to hide their soullessness. Sounds like she couldn't do it