Had my review yesterday. Probably one of the most positive I've had with this boss. Maybe because I went into it saying "look, I'm not a programmer. It's not part of my job description, and it's not part of my skill set." Net result is that we will be compromising and working on this [piece of crap] program together this summer. It's my hope that once she starts actively trying to USE it (instead of just looking at the pretty blinking lights), she will realize how unwieldy it is, and how slow, and how completely unforgiving of errors it is. One can dream...