Is Leonardo Dicaprio going to be nominated for anything? I'm anxiously awaiting his next lecture to us common folk on the dangers of global warming right before he gets on his private jet to fly across the world to get drunk and laid.
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I still have a job, so no. Luckily there were potholders left (had been four 9x13 dishes in oven and only four hotpads). They were thin ones, but that, my scarf and my gloves meant that I just had toasty hands for the walk over and not burned hands. Worked out well.
Well ate something for lunch with plenty of sour cream. Feels like a fat man is sitting on my chest. I hate lactose intolerance.
Based upon the history of these threads, this is something we all want and not something to joke about. There is a time for snark, but Groot chargers are not something to be snarky about.
The best was when Kanye West was selected by Al Gore to perform at Live Earth. He celebrated by hiring a chef in Wales to prepare a meal for his party. The chef began the meal prep in Wales, flew by helicopter to London and then flew a private jet to the U.S.
In my defense, I've had this cough going on for quite some time. Consequently, Guinness doesn't give a **** about the length of time I've had it. They just mumbled the word "Erik" and hung up on me.
I gave double red blood cells on Tuesday. I just got an email from the Red Cross asking if I could donate within the next 7 days. I wish I could reply and tell them sorry but I'm running a little low right now.
It's 0 right now and feel slike -10.
Proof that redheads are crazy. I stopped to get gas on the way home and a redhead girl is getting gas in a long sleeve shirt, no hat. Girl, you crazy.
Proof that redheads are crazy. I stopped to get gas on the way home and a redhead girl is getting gas in a long sleeve shirt, no hat. Girl, you crazy.
Just got done with eating after my immigration exam. No idea how I did, but at least it's over
I like the new Facebook "Hide ad" - "It's offensive and inappropriate" - "It's a fake news story" functionality now. Somehow I don't really see it solving anything.....ya think? The pajama social justice warriors and paid internet Party operatives will just distort anyway and citizens will get it...........or not. Merry.
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