Random Thoughts IX (The first 8 were probably better)

[jcyclonee]

Don't tell my kids they might.

I can get my wife to buy the socks for you and make it affordable. One of my wife's best talents (besides saying no) is finding deals on socks.

 

[NWICY]

Today I woke up with a really sore throat. By far my least favorite thing in existence to wake up to.

A pumpkin spice latte' will probably sooth that sore throat.

 

[jcyclonee]

Bootle? Time to put a cork in it, old man!

Paul McCartney would prefer boutle.

 

[stormchaser2014]

We probably should have renamed our town for this week.

 

[jcyclonee]

We probably should have renamed our town for this week.

JCycloneetown?

 

[stormchaser2014]

JCycloneetown?

Did you lose any recent elections?

 

[BCClone]

We probably should have renamed our town for this week.

Janesville won the state volleyball title.

 

[NWICY]

My cousin in Arizona is dating a girl who was told she could never conceive a child. So they were free to have all the fun they wanted. I'm sure you can guess what happened.

Tell him to enjoy fatherhood. A guy I knew had gotten divorced with 2-3 kids meet up with an old flame with that same situation he got to start a new family in his mid 40's.

Edit that we was meant to be he , darn typos and no wine to blame.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Bootle? Time to put a cork in it, old man!

Master Pro King of Typos.

 

[BCClone]

Paul McCartney would prefer boutle.

KC and the sunshine prefer Bootie.

 

[cowgirl836]

I almost typed booties but figured ankle boots was the better choice

 

[jcyclonee]

Did you lose any recent elections?

I was elected blood drive chairman for our dorm floor in college. I consider that a loss since I was elected to that post because I didn't attend that meeting.

 

[jcyclonee]

I almost typed booties but figured ankle boots was the better choice

Agreed. Wearing wine bottles on your feet would be pretty uncomfortable.

 

[jcyclonee]

KC and the sunshine prefer Bootie.

 

[NWICY]

2 ball games and Hickory Park, not a bad day.

 

[BCClone]

2 ball games and Hickory Park, not a bad day.

2balls?

 

[jcyclonee]

2balls?

Did NDubs see CG's dodgeball team?

 

[cowgirl836]

Did NDubs see CG's dodgeball team?

he should probably bleach the short shorts from his mind

 

[jcyclonee]

he should probably bleach the short shorts from his mind

I thought I had. Thanks Obama/Trump/JCycloneetown.

 

[cowgirl836]

I thought I had. Thanks Obama/Trump/JCycloneetown.

now imagine Trump in short shorts.

muahahahhahaha


or Obama. that's just like matchsticks in a tube sock. He's just got like skinny legs.

I made that up. I should go see if DH thinks that's funny.